Why Should We Store Tins Of Beans Upside...
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Star Wars 12
Luke needs a walker....
I was having trouble getting off to sleep at night, so I went along to see my doctor, and he told me to lay myself in a position on the edge of the bed, and I should soon drop off.
Not looking for sympathy. Most of you won’t know this but myself and my wife, over the last month, have had the hardest month we've ever had. It's been one of the most difficult times of our...
I said to my doctor "I keep thinking i am a bell he said take these tablets and if they don't work give me a ring." I gave my bald friend a comb he said i will never part with it. If money doesn't...
I was in an Indian restaurant last night and I tried curried pelican for the first time. It was very nice but the bill was enormous. ________ I'm writing a new musical about a builder who rips...
I've just seen a sign in Tesco saying Turkey £29. That's £300 cheaper than Thomas Cooks....
Roses are red
That much is true
But violets are purple
Not freakin' blue...
..a cornea joke on AB?
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I once had a towelling shirt, but I took a lot of flannel for it...
Doctors can be frustrating. you wait a onth and half for an appointent and he says" I wis you'dcome to see me sooner" How do you top a cold going to your chest? tie a knot in your neck "Doctor Doctor...
Intelligence is like underwear.
Great to have, but no need to show it off....
Because of the energy crisis, demands for Solar Panels are going through the roof...
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times...
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Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."...
If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck - you're drunk.
Ducks don't talk....
Me: I'd like a very light lunch, what would you suggest?
Waiter: The Chicken strips for £7
Me: Well good for her, but what would you suggest I have for lunch?...
A Psychaitrist was conducting a group therapy session with four young mothers and their small children, "You all have obsessions" he observed. The first mother Mary he said " You are obsessed with...
Dad puns.
That's how eye roll....
