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I've been trying to get an appointment to see my doctor for ages. I finally saw him on Tuesday and showed him the rash on my nuts. He just ignored me and continued pushing his trolley around Tesco.
Someone asked me if I could name three Qatar players....I said Eric Clapton, George Harrison and Jimi Hendrix.
It only takes one therapist to change a light bulb.
But it must want to change....
I've haddock to the gills with fish puns.
People seem to say them just for the halibut...
I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
Dear Son, I'm writing this slow 'cause I know you can't read fast. We don't live where we did when you left. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within twenty miles of home, so we...
A chap is walking his dog past the vicarage he looks in the window and sees the vicar masturbating , He whips out his cameraphone and takes a picture He later shows the picture to the vicar who is...
The only bad thing about my six figure salary is the decimal point.
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
How did Spartacus feel after a lion ate his wife ?.
He was gladiator...
Harley Davidson died and went to heaven where he was boasting to god how he'd created the best motorbike in the world! God disagreed, saying BMW's were a better designed bike! Harley said "What in the...
I tried to play frisbee with my dog.
No good.
I need a flatter dog....
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'ASDA'...
1st kipper: smoking is bad for your heath, donca know that ?
2nd kipper "it's okay, I have been cured"...
An actor had been out of work for years because he always forgot his lines. One day he got a phone call from a director who wanted him for an important part in a play. All the actor had to say was,...
I've been trying to talk to my fish about his feelings, but he's being a little koi.
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Autocorrect is my worst enema.
A jockey is riding the favourite at a Boxing day meeting he rounds the last bend in the lead when he is struck on the head by a turkey and a string of sausages He composes himself and regains the lead...
A chicken came up to me and said "I can't find my eggs"
I said "you've probably mislaid them"...
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