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Canary42

Merged Social Media Platform

YouTube, Twitter and Facebook are merging. The new site will be called YouTwitFace...
21:40 Sun 27th Nov 20224 answers, last by drmorgans 23:08 Sun 27th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

How did Jesus pay for our sins? He used Praypal....
08:11 Sun 27th Nov 20224 answers, last by Hymie 11:29 Sun 27th Nov 2022
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1ozzy

Fun Times,,

,,or arguments in the retirement village https://ibb.co/6r79x45...
05:14 Sun 27th Nov 20223 answers, last by Old_Geezer 10:49 Sun 27th Nov 2022
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Rondy

Work Shift

I went to work yesterday and spent 8 hours locked in the toilet cubicle. At 5pm my boss walked in and shouted through the door, "What the hell are you doing?" I said, "This is my day in loo that you...
08:07 Sun 27th Nov 20223 answers, last by Patsy33 10:00 Sun 27th Nov 2022
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Canary42

Joke?

I once met a nun who wiped her nose on her sleeves. She had a filthy habit....
03:53 Sun 27th Nov 20229 answers, last by Patsy33 09:58 Sun 27th Nov 2022
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1ozzy

Horses,,

,,for courses,, https://ibb.co/8DDCywX...
04:22 Sat 26th Nov 20223 answers, last by Canary42 21:52 Sat 26th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Coming soon: Star Wars 12 Luke needs a walker....
07:43 Sat 26th Nov 20226 answers, last by Hopkirk 21:50 Sat 26th Nov 2022
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Chipchopper

Dr Told Me...

I was having trouble getting off to sleep at night, so I went along to see my doctor, and he told me to lay myself in a position on the edge of the bed, and I should soon drop off.
07:52 Sat 26th Nov 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:03 Sat 26th Nov 2022
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Rondy

A Hard Decision To Make

Not looking for sympathy. Most of you won’t know this but myself and my wife, over the last month, have had the hardest month we've ever had. It's been one of the most difficult times of our...
16:54 Fri 25th Nov 20223 answers, last by Canary42 23:12 Fri 25th Nov 2022
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Rondy

And, There's More

I said to my doctor "I keep thinking i am a bell he said take these tablets and if they don't work give me a ring." I gave my bald friend a comb he said i will never part with it. If money doesn't...
12:32 Fri 25th Nov 20222 answers, last by Canary42 23:10 Fri 25th Nov 2022
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Rondy

It's The Way I Tell Em

I was in an Indian restaurant last night and I tried curried pelican for the first time. It was very nice but the bill was enormous. ________ I'm writing a new musical about a builder who rips...
12:10 Fri 25th Nov 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 12:18 Fri 25th Nov 2022
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Shaglene

A Sign................

I've just seen a sign in Tesco saying Turkey £29. That's £300 cheaper than Thomas Cooks....
10:19 Fri 25th Nov 20221 answer, last by Bazile 10:39 Fri 25th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freakin' blue...
06:43 Fri 25th Nov 20228 answers, last by DTCwordfan 07:40 Fri 25th Nov 2022
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1ozzy

Is There..

..a cornea joke on AB? https://ibb.co/m8ncdqR...
02:51 Fri 25th Nov 20221 answer, last by lady-janine 03:14 Fri 25th Nov 2022
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Chipchopper

Its No Secret

I once had a towelling shirt, but I took a lot of flannel for it...
09:14 Thu 24th Nov 20224 answers, last by Hopkirk 13:55 Thu 24th Nov 2022
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Rondy

Doctor

Doctors can be frustrating. you wait a onth and half for an appointent and he says" I wis you'dcome to see me sooner" How do you top a cold going to your chest? tie a knot in your neck "Doctor Doctor...
13:17 Thu 24th Nov 20221 answer, last by Bazile 13:35 Thu 24th Nov 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

Intelligence is like underwear. Great to have, but no need to show it off....
06:46 Thu 24th Nov 20227 answers, last by mallyh 13:11 Thu 24th Nov 2022
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brian j john

Energy Crisis

Because of the energy crisis, demands for Solar Panels are going through the roof...
15:42 Wed 23rd Nov 20222 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:02 Wed 23rd Nov 2022
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maggiebee

Ooops

Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the pharmacist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times...
13:30 Wed 23rd Nov 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:35 Wed 23rd Nov 2022
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Shaglene

Tech Support

Tech Support: "OK Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter 'P' to bring up the Program Manager."...
11:16 Wed 23rd Nov 20221 answer, last by Old_Geezer 11:17 Wed 23rd Nov 2022

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