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There was a Scottish painter named Smokey Macgregor who was very interested in making a penny where he could, so he often thinned down his paint to make it go a wee bit further. As it happened, he got...
Why do Sharks circle you before attacking? Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the...
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I used to be into ham radio, but all I could hear was crackling....
My life is so boring that the person who stole my identity gave it back to me.
..struggle with technology
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A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with their husbands. The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?" All the women raised their hands. Then they...
Guests being announced at the Ball :-
Mr and Mrs Wall-Funeral-Coverage and their son Walter....
The British Medical Association has weighed in on Liz truss's health care proposals, as follows: The Allergists voted to scratch it, but the Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves. The...
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Q. My son has been chewing on electrical cables. What can I do?
A. Ground him until he conducts himself properly....
Fun fact: Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import. ________ My boss told me that as a security guard it’s my job to watch the office. I’m on season 6 but I’m not...
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My wife was in labour when the nurse said it was time to push. She gave it everything she had, until a fart, that from sound and stench, had obviously followed through. She was mortified. "Don't...
Whilst cleaning my car my nosy next door neighbour said, "I couldn't help noticing that you've decorated your front room, how many rolls of wallpaper did you buy?" I said "12 rolls" The following week...
A man found a wage packet in the street, took a look inside and exclaimed "Look at that ! i really am disappointed and disgusted !" His mate says "what's up with you, you've just had the luck to find...
Mother had 3 virgin daughters who were all getting married in quick succession. As the mother was concerned about their first experiences, she made them all promise to send a postcard from the...
Some things I'd like to do in Asda: Some of these could be fun ... 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's trollies when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in...
I’m not racist/xenophobic
Some of my best friends voted remain...
One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" twice in the same sentence. First, she called on little Susie, who...
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