The K M Links Game - October 2024 Week 1
Quizzes & Puzzles7 mins ago
Doctor:
Quick, he's losing a lot of blood. He needs a transfusion. What's his blood type?
Nurse:
B positive
Doctor:
I'm trying, but he's lost a lot of blood....
Notes left out for the milkman: When you deliver the milk, will you knock on my bedroom window, the one on the left as I want you to help me turn the mattress. When you deliver the milk will you be...
I played hide and seek in the hospital, but they kept finding me in the ICU.
A man asked his wife what she'd like for her birthday." I'd love to be eight again" she replied On the morning of her birthday he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coco Pops and then took her...
When I left home my Mum said don't forget to write.
I thought that's unlikely, it's a basic skill isn't it?...
I have a chicken proof lawn.
It's impeckable....
I went to Blackpool on holiday and knocked at the first boarding house that I came to. A women stuck her head out of an upstairs window and said 'What do you want?'. 'I'd like to stay here' 'Ok.' She...
Manchester Tower: "TWA 2341, for noise abatement turn right 45 Degrees." TWA 2341: "Tower, we are at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here?" Tower: "Sir, have you ever heard the noise a 747...
My mate said to me "Can you tell me what you call someone from Corsica?"
I said "Cors-i-can!"....
I woke early one morning, the earth lay cool and still, When suddenly a tiny bird perched on my window sill, He sang a song so lovely, so carefree and so gay, That slowly all my troubles began to slip...
Real answers on UK TV quiz shows: Kelly: Which French Mediterranean town hosts a famous film festival every year? Contestant: I don't know, I need a clue. Kelly: OK. What do beans come in? Contestant:...
What is another name for an owl's beak?
Who knows?...
A LOCAL MAN OPENED A SHOP DEVOTED TO SELLING CONDOMS , HE SET ON A Youth training scheme KID TO SERVE IN THE SHOP . " THEY ONLY COME IN THREE SIZES " "120, 140 AND 160" ANY PROBLEMS GIVE ME A CALL ,I...
A retired man who volunteers to entertain patients in nursing homes and hospitals went to one local hospital in Toxteth and took his portable keyboard along. He told some jokes and sang some funny...
BLONDE COOKBOOK..... MONDAY: It's fun to cook for Tom. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbours were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls. TUESDAY: Tom...
Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School and she usually slept through the class. One day her teacher, a nun, called on her while she was sleeping. "Tell me Mary Margaret, who...
What do you call a monkey in a minefield?
A baboom....
I attended a very emotional wedding reception the other day, even the cake was in tiers
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A guy has been drinking in the pub and decides to go to the gents - he's standing at the urinals beside a large coloured man and couldn't help noticing the size of his manhood. The white guy asked him...
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