The K M Links Game - November 2024 Week...
Quizzes & Puzzles1 min ago
Teacher said to Tommy "Have you got a brother ?"
He said "No miss but my sister has." ___ A prostitute says to Paddy: "Would you like to have sex?"
Paddy says: "Ok, but only of you do it like my wife... ...
He said "No miss but my sister has." ___ A prostitute says to Paddy: "Would you like to have sex?"
Paddy says: "Ok, but only of you do it like my wife... ...
I was chatting to my neighbour over the fence yesterday and I asked him what date it was, he checked his watch and said "March 1st" So I strode round the garden and asked him again.
I think I might apply for the new series of Embarrassing Bodies...
One of my testicles is bigger than the other two! ___ Most of my relatives are Police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank... ...
One of my testicles is bigger than the other two! ___ Most of my relatives are Police marksmen, apart from my grandad who was a bank... ...
I just bought one of those low energy light bulbs from B&Q. The till assistant said "Will you be putting this up yourself?"
I said "No, I'm putting it up in the lounge." ___ Breaking news about the... ...
I said "No, I'm putting it up in the lounge." ___ Breaking news about the... ...
My friend's wife asked him what he was doing on the computer last night, he explained he was looking at cheap flights. I love you she said, she got excited and quickly undressed and they had the... ...
A man suffered a serious heart attack while on holiday in America The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he... ...
A couple who drove their car to ALDI, only to have their car break down in the car park. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a... ...
The wife returned later to see a... ...
An industrious turkey farmer was always experimenting with breeding to perfect a better turkey.
His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.... ...
His family was fond of the leg portion for dinner and there were never enough legs for everyone.... ...
Paddy is booking into a guest house and looking around reception he notices a sign on the wall.
He asks the owner: "What time do you get in?"
The owner looks confused and says: "I am the owner and I... ...
He asks the owner: "What time do you get in?"
The owner looks confused and says: "I am the owner and I... ...
Struggling to get my grass mown, a neighbour suggested that I pour whiskey on the grass. He claims that the grass comes up half cut.
I hate spelling errors.. You mix up two letters and your whole joke is urined.
My friend and I work in a lawn-mower-parts warehouse. He had the idea that his wife did not want a card on Valentine’s Day, but when he spoke to her on the phone, he discovered she was expecting... ...
i was going to buy a copy of the sunday telegraph but there has been so many editions it would be hard to read them all to catch up
I called the police when I discovered two men hiding behind the patio windows. When questioned, they said their names were Kurt and Rod
A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science.
One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth... ...
One day the wife of the tribe's chief gives birth... ...
At a monastery high in the mountains, the monks have a rigid vow of silence. Only at Christmas can the monk speak, and then only two words, and only to the head monk. On his first Christmas there,... ...
An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth.
He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in... ...
He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said: May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in... ...
Two out of work east European bums decided that they would be better
off in a more city location so they hitched a ride. The driver dropped them off in the city's red-light district. A hooker... ...
off in a more city location so they hitched a ride. The driver dropped them off in the city's red-light district. A hooker... ...
A steak pie in Trinidad £3 A steak pie in Barbados £4.50 A steak pie in Tobago £3.20 That's the pie rates of the Caribbean
My mate just got sacked from the Pet shop
The owner caught him with his hands in the trill ! ___ Me at 16- “This radio is playing my favourite song”
Me at 21- “This bar is playing my favourite song”
Me... ...
The owner caught him with his hands in the trill ! ___ Me at 16- “This radio is playing my favourite song”
Me at 21- “This bar is playing my favourite song”
Me... ...
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