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My ex divorced me because she said I treated her like a maid.
But even the judge agreed that she should keep the house.
___ Kids, your mother and I are getting divorced.
She said she’s leaving me... ...
But even the judge agreed that she should keep the house.
___ Kids, your mother and I are getting divorced.
She said she’s leaving me... ...
A teacher asks her class to name things that end with TOR that eat things.
The first little boy says: "Alligator"
"Very good, that's a big word."
The second boy says: "Predator."
"Yes that's another... ...
The first little boy says: "Alligator"
"Very good, that's a big word."
The second boy says: "Predator."
"Yes that's another... ...
A recent study has revealed that 58% of marriages end in misery.
The other 42% end in divorce.
___ I divorced my cross-eyed wife.
We didn’t see eye to eye.
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Judge: “On what grounds do you want a... ...
The other 42% end in divorce.
___ I divorced my cross-eyed wife.
We didn’t see eye to eye.
___
Judge: “On what grounds do you want a... ...
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I'm thinking about having a bust made...
But I don't want to get ahead of myself...
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Bloke walks into a bar, orders a whisky and says 'I'm celebrating my first ***'....
After he finishes it... ...
But I don't want to get ahead of myself...
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Bloke walks into a bar, orders a whisky and says 'I'm celebrating my first ***'....
After he finishes it... ...
Why are some people so nasty and unreasonable .. Shouting and screaming .. "Move your bleeding car you ***" the guy yelled at me ..
I just walked off and left him ranting and raving, he was... ...
I just walked off and left him ranting and raving, he was... ...
My 5-year-old nephew, Felix, wanted to caddy for my brother's golf game.
"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five," answered Felix.
"Okay,"... ...
"You have to count my strokes," my brother told him. "How much is six plus nine plus eight?"
"Five," answered Felix.
"Okay,"... ...
I heard this outside Tesco this morning:
I was in line for the ATM, I overheard:
[Person 1]: Blimey, I don't get it..
[Person 2]: What's wrong?
[Person 1]: My card wont work.
[Person 2]: Did anything... ...
I was in line for the ATM, I overheard:
[Person 1]: Blimey, I don't get it..
[Person 2]: What's wrong?
[Person 1]: My card wont work.
[Person 2]: Did anything... ...
Gloria Gaynor invited 6 people to dinner, but only 5 turned up.
'Never mind' she said 'I will serve 5.'
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My wife had a right go at me when I went to the fancy dress party as a Jelly Baby.
I was... ...
'Never mind' she said 'I will serve 5.'
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My wife had a right go at me when I went to the fancy dress party as a Jelly Baby.
I was... ...
To speak clearly to your dog. https:/
I reported a large pot hole outside my house to the council. They said that they'd look into it.
A resident in a seaside hotel breakfast room called the head waiter to his table. "I want two boiled eggs, one of them so undercooked it's runny, and the other so overcooked, it's tough and hard... ...
I'm reaching out on behalf of a mate of mine who needs some help. His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.
When he came back he handed her some... ...
When he came back he handed her some... ...
A man goes to a shrink one day and says
"Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me - every night she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anyone who asks her. What should I... ...
"Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me - every night she goes to Larry's Bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anyone who asks her. What should I... ...
When I got to the bottom of the stairs, I took off my shoes, coat trousers and underwear. I crept upstairs very quietly. It was only when I got to the top of the stairs I realised I was on a damn... ...
Mirror, mirror on the wall You're not playing fair at all. I'm really now upset with you For giving this distorted view. You show my hair is turning grey; It's just the way the shadows play. I know that... ...
Paddy tells Seamus he's going away for a week on holiday, and ,Seamus says to him "Good, can you be pal and bring me back 200 cigarettes", and Paddy says he will do that for him. When they meet up... ...
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Unfortunately, my obese parrot just died. It is, however, a huge weight off my shoulders.
Jack takes his friend, Tom to show his newly constructed Bungalow.
Reaching main gate:
Jack: "this flower garden has awesome flowers imported from different corners of the world".
Tom: " Wow!!! "
They... ...
Reaching main gate:
Jack: "this flower garden has awesome flowers imported from different corners of the world".
Tom: " Wow!!! "
They... ...
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