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MeetaBaroda
Harmony Glow CBD Gummies Reviews , Best Price, Benefits, Work,  Buy! Harmony Glow CBD Gummies have garnered significant attention as a natural wellness supplement, leveraging the therapeutic... ...
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nicebloke1
On the roads during the Xmas period, more women drivers will be picking up their husbands from the pub. <:●)
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Rondy
My wife took the car to the mechanic and said, "I'm tired of this transvestite engine."
The mechanic replied while laughing, "You mean transverse engine."
She said, "No it keeps slipping into the... ...
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Bazile
Paddy and Finbar came   out  of the pub and stumbled up the road to the bus stop . They then realised they had missed the last bus . '' I know said Paddy - we will go down to the bus depot and... ...
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Canary42
My mate fell off the roof of the local night club - he wasn't hurt though, he was a bouncer. 
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barry1010
Facebook post:  If you are going to be alone this Christmas Day, with no visitors, please get in touch. I need to borrow your chairs. 😃
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Patsy33
We was so poor as kids my dad went round and closed all the doors on christmas eve just so we could have something to open on christmas morning..
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Rondy
Got some laxatives from the local chemist,
I'm now one of their more regular customers. ___ There is a website for women drivers, it keeps on crashing though. ___ ME: "I saw this couple making love on... ...
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Patsy33
If anyone has got any advice on how I can stop my kitchen windows steaming up then please pop round. My kettle is always on.
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Canary42
My mate wants to start breeding dogs and asked for my help so I gave him a few pointers.
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Canary42
Did you know that Phil Spector had a brother called Crispin?
He worked in Quality Control at Golden Wonder, apparently.
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Patsy33
Man seriously injured by reversing car. Police are asking the driver to come forward  
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ToraToraTora
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1ozzy
.. I want a man who can take my breath away.  So I let rip my best fart ever. Now she won't talk to me. Guess I've discovered how to stop someone nagging,,
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maggiebee
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the... ...
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Patsy33
At our local chippy, they still use old newspaper to wrap up their fish and chips.
Yesterday I got a plaice in the sun.
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Rondy
We always hear about David and Ed Milliband, but nobody ever talks about their equally famous elder brother Glen, whose flight disapeared over the Channel. ___ What part of the human body is called... ...
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Patsy33
How did Mary and Joseph get their groceries delivered?   On a Lidl donkey…
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Patsy33
My 8 year old grandson  just came running down the stairs shouting at the top of his voice,"Grandaaaaad,Grandaaaad,don't get me a bike for Christmas." I said,"Why ?" He said,"I just found one... ...
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Patsy33
I just tried to call Boots and complain that I couldnt find toothpaste. I couldn't get signal..

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