Good evening all to our beautifully refurbished club.
Members are asked to be careful of our new paintwork and it would be appreciated if all animals could be restrained, preferably within a handbag or portmanteau.
The whiff of paint will soon fade, meanwhile, we must sympathise with the Queen who has to suffer this olfactory discomfort all the time.
So far for the raffle we have:
2 paintbrushes (hardly stiff at all)
half a bottle of white spirit
2 rolls of masking tape
My sheep do not have a withy between them, they are somehat pithy.....bit like a Llama come to think of it......but more squashed in shape and probably pan ready...
That lion me thinks wants to go and get into one of his crooks and nannies....the Llama isn't down there and anybody seen the croc, or is he still plastered' that mobile handbag does like to roam, it must be said.