Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good evening all to our beautifully refurbished club.

Members are asked to be careful of our new paintwork and it would be appreciated if all animals could be restrained, preferably within a handbag or portmanteau.

The whiff of paint will soon fade, meanwhile, we must sympathise with the Queen who has to suffer this olfactory discomfort all the time.


So far for the raffle we have:


2 paintbrushes (hardly stiff at all)
half a bottle of white spirit
2 rolls of masking tape

[alexanderd]

a tailcock would go down a treat Mr Buttle , purely medicinal you understand

[Lie-in King]

Your special flagon, sir (the one with the lockable lid)...

[Jumbo747]

Thank you Boxtops for your comment about my Moth and the excellent climate.............(for the uninitiated please see Gardening) :)

[boxtops]

may we do small talk? alexanderd, haven't seen you for ages, how are you?

[ladyalex]

I think you'll find that most talk in here is 'Big Talk' boxtops...

[DTCwordfan]

I have my can of DT at hand if there are anti-lepidopterists present.

[ladyalex]

Kind of a blast from the past, DT ?

[DTCwordfan]

absolutely, Lady A, absolutely.....nice, musty and illegal (as it works)

[Mamyalynne]

Fumes are strong, cough cough

[nungate]

Not to worry, I have a small supply of gas masks in my reticule, I'll just go fetch it

[flump1]

fumes are lubbaly and anover tallcocc peas

[nungate]

too late....flump has inhaled!

[DTCwordfan]

this parti is a rite..gas tonyte...thish talicoxs are delish.....nuvver one Buttler...plith.

[ladyalex]

me too plish...ith it tim for the waffle yeth ?

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocksh, tailcocksh! Get 'em while they're lovely...

[nungate]

Mama, have you any oxygen in your portmanteau? Maybe we should open the windows?

[Mamyalynne]

where are you all?? In the bunker

[Jumbo747]

Ah, I wuz wunderin wen we would waffle

[Lie-in King]

I would like to be the first to wish you the very best of luck in the rofl, m'lady!

[DTCwordfan]

who blot the moff in here - they make nice tailcoks tho....Mamya any chance of a bathc

Moth cocktail - dry gin, French vermouth, a dash of absinthe, served in a chilled cocktail glass with a twizz of lemon peel, and a moth innit.