Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

Puff, puff.....

The Club is now Open


Welcome again to all who enter.

Tonight's talk is to be given by a mystery speaker who has promised to show us slides of their holidays in the UK and abroad.
The equipment and chairs have been set up in the big sitting-room upstairs .
Clearly an event not to be missed.


So far for tonight's raffle , I have

5 green bottles
5 eggs (sell by 12th May 2012)
5 spice powder ( half a pack)

[mrs_overall]

I most certainly would not bring any seaweed along with me because I know Mamya would only eat it

[Lie-in King]

Good evening miss sackville - I must apologise, but tailcocks are generally only served in one of two measures - flagon or bucket...

Your (ahem) duffel coat has been well & truly hidden.

[ladyalex]

Welcome, Sackville.
Thank you for all your raffle contributions.

Hope I win the gummed paper strips...just got time to get the paper chains made for Christmas.

PB what a marvellous idea for an iceberg's birthday party....are you a party planner to trade ?

[mrs_overall]

dave, is that your new hobby, hanging around rough Northern ports?

[sunny-dave]

I have taken the liberty of letting the speaker in - he was tapping at an upstairs window.

Mr Alucard says he would like a Bloody Mary and will commence the pictures of his holiday with "Whitby by Night".

[ladyalex]

Thank you , sunny.

I wonder if he also has Cleethorpes by night ?

[mrs_overall]

Just to let you know my complete repertoire as a public speaker, I also do a 2 hour monologue entitled

"How to Let Your Opponent Win at Scrabble Without Him Realising"

[sackville]

How many titfers make a flagon do you suppose?

[Mamyalynne]

Is that really safe Milady??

[ladyalex]

I'm sure we could use that too, Mrs O.

The speaker seems to have started up upstairs....I can hear faint snores....

[Lie-in King]

I have only seen a titfer used to make tat, miss

[ladyalex]

Safe ? safe?
I whistle in the face of safe.
Tonight I am devil-may-care.

[flump1]

Sorry milady , that may of been my snoring while I await refreshment.

[ladyalex]

I've never been able to tat...could never get the hang of it...perhaps because I never used a titfer....struggled on with a shuttle.

[Lie-in King]

Another flagon, miss flump - I have made a note that you appear to be extra-thirsty this evening...

[ladyalex]

Butler !
Butler!
We have a thirsty flump.

[Mamyalynne]

I once tatted a titfer, came out too large though.

[polar-bear]

No milady I am not a party planner. This was a one-off. We had a great time. We nearly hit a ferry. Luckily it was foreign.

[flump1]

Thank you for that drink LiK very much appreciated .

[ladyalex]

I am full of admiration, Mamya.
I doff my titfer to anyone who can tat.