Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

Puff, puff.....

The Club is now Open


Welcome again to all who enter.

Tonight's talk is to be given by a mystery speaker who has promised to show us slides of their holidays in the UK and abroad.
The equipment and chairs have been set up in the big sitting-room upstairs .
Clearly an event not to be missed.


So far for tonight's raffle , I have

5 green bottles
5 eggs (sell by 12th May 2012)
5 spice powder ( half a pack)

[ricky2525]

BigMac you may, indeed, hug my hoodie but it's a little damp and limp at present.

[flump1]

I did indeed matron win bonny baby....twas all downhill from there !!

[Mamyalynne]

Hoodies now, oh dear

[Mamyalynne]

Flump you are very bonny indeed

[Lie-in King]

I can assure you gentlemen that the hoodie is hidden.

The flamingoes took wing to eat Alfie - I mean algae...

[sackville]

Delrosa was lovely but Virol and Farleys rusks were pretty good too

[Mamyalynne]

Alfieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, come to Mummy!!

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Virol - drool

[ricky2525]

sackville - I used to enjoy sucking a fishermens friend when I was younger. Oh happy days!

[BigMac]

In that case, I'll decline; I already have a (lemon scented) moist wipe.

Forgot to offer for the raffle:

red ribbons (taken to Wembley last week, but unused)
'Cup Winners 2012' banner, red - also unused
One European working hours directive - breached
Half-cut diamond jubilee - unwanted

A flagon of enosculted lunar beverage would be most welcome.

[Lie-in King]

Your flagon, sir.

Come on the Blues

[Mamyalynne]

Alfie is safe, he may suit red ribbons

[flump1]

Come on the Blues indeed....( who may I ask are the Blues ? )

[BigMac]

I should make clear - I'll swap the 4-1 on Tuesday for the Cup, no questions asked... ... ...

Another flagon please - getting into training for the all-Ireland final at Twickers next week.

[Mamyalynne]

Some broth may help.

[Lie-in King]

Tuesday, sir? Must have missed that...

Chelsea FC, miss flump

[flump1]

Oppps I should have know that LiK with an ardent nephew who supports them . " Up the Blues "
I would appreciate another flagon, indeed this tailcock is travelling well. I have been playing snap with the cat. Can't remember who it was that advised me the cat cheats....he does indeed cheat.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh yes La Chat, La Cheat indeed

[Flyhalf]

Talking of gin, which I generally. can't abide -being a loyal Scotsman, ain't it about time to start serving Pimm's No. 1?

[petal54]

hi all,all seems well oiled this evening,any tequilla with the gin,found a small bottle on the cellar steps -----