Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

Puff, puff.....

The Club is now Open


Welcome again to all who enter.

Tonight's talk is to be given by a mystery speaker who has promised to show us slides of their holidays in the UK and abroad.
The equipment and chairs have been set up in the big sitting-room upstairs .
Clearly an event not to be missed.


So far for tonight's raffle , I have

5 green bottles
5 eggs (sell by 12th May 2012)
5 spice powder ( half a pack)

[lady-janine]

apologies for bing rather late in arriving, however, i have ben very busy gathering up some specials for the raffle and have in my bag:

1. half eatern jar of chocolate spread
2. nearly full bottle of black ink for fountain pens
3. 2 doz ice cubes - loose
4. pink night light.

do hope that all or some of these are acceptable to you. from one lady to another.

[sunny-dave]

I see that the original speaker has flown the coop and that Mrs Overage has started on her monologue 'Seabirds of Bridlington'.

I have just been evicted from the sitting room for asking (most politely) "I suppose a shag would be out of the question?"

[ladyalex]

I think you should consider a change of career, PB. Your birthday bash sounds epic.

[ladyalex]

Sorry, folks, go to disappear for a bit...The Bridge is coming on and I need to count the bodies.

[Lie-in King]

Another flagon, sir...

Good evening, miss...erm...ah... a flagon of tailcock, while I consult Debrett's

[Mamyalynne]

Debretts?/didn't they make rose hip syrup?

[lady-janine]

ineed to read the subtitles as well as count the bodies and the suspects.

tailcock in hand - thanks

[sackville]

Sorry your Maj. Perhaps I meant 'nip' but after a long day down the Diamond mines lucidity sometimes wanes.

[Mamyalynne]

Oh LJ, fancying the ice cubes.

[flump1]

matron...that was Delrosa... I was a Delrosa baby !!!

[Mamyalynne]

Did you win bonny baby??

[ricky2525]

Good evening everyone - sorry I am somewhat tardy ! I have brought 5 more green bottles for the rofl. Thought we could hold a competition to compose a ditty regarding these 5 together with thos 5 provided by our dear hostess

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Ricky, more bottles!!

[Lie-in King]

Good evening sir - a flagon of Moonkist?

A ditty about 10 green bottles? I wonder...

[ricky2525]

May I offer floodlit croquet coaching on your magnificent lawn - any takers ?

[ricky2525]

Greetings Lie in King. A flagon would be most gracefully received. Would you be kind enough to take my hoodie please?

[Mamyalynne]

That sounds jolly.

[BigMac]

Ricky, as part of the big society in the castle, may I hug your hoodie, instead?

[ricky2525]

Where are the flamingos kept ?

[Lie-in King]

Certainly not, sir! As per my terms of employment, I am obliged to hide all outerwear in the secret coat cranny.

Hmm, perhaps the adjacent space might become the hoodie hole...