Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

Puff, puff.....

The Club is now Open


Welcome again to all who enter.

Tonight's talk is to be given by a mystery speaker who has promised to show us slides of their holidays in the UK and abroad.
The equipment and chairs have been set up in the big sitting-room upstairs .
Clearly an event not to be missed.


So far for tonight's raffle , I have

5 green bottles
5 eggs (sell by 12th May 2012)
5 spice powder ( half a pack)

[Mamyalynne]

That's Brasso petal!!

[Mamyalynne]

We may have some Pimms Jack, I will check.

[Lie-in King]

Good evening, all - I must reiterate that the tailcock du jour is the Moonkist, available in either flagons or buckets...

[petal54]

oops!no wonder it tasted off

[Mamyalynne]

A Moonkist will sort you

[Lie-in King]

Tailcocks, tailcocks! Get 'em while they're...kisty...they're lovely!

[Mamyalynne]

I may try another, thank you.

[BigMac]

There once was a chap who drank Moonkist
In a glass far too big in a small fist
As the night took it's toll
He went for a stroll
And, sure enough, he was well missed*

Night-night, all.

*Other rhynmes are available

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7llu2aQRSQ

[BigMac]

It's = its

[Lie-in King]

Are you off sir? Safe journey to you :-)

[ladyalex]

Only one body so far this week....
OMg it's started all over again...back later with the total.

[Flyhalf]

Sorry, been on Guinness and prosecco. Moonkist might be a tad sickly with all that syrup.
If sticking with rum, how about Mojito? I once had to ask a Cuban bartender why running out of milk was a problem when preparing one - he meant mint!
I now have (a pair of) hearing aids.

[Mamyalynne]

Night Mac.

[Flyhalf]

Lie in King
Has the 'Moonkist run out yet?
Until it does, I ca offer for the raffle
I half empty bottle of Angostura
Pironi Italian rugby supporters' jester's hat
Slightly broken single hand garden dhears

[Lie-in King]

Run out, sir? What an amusing notion! A fresh flagon, sir & the prizes are most welcome, as I believe the rofl is due to be drawn at any moment...

[Mamyalynne]

Rofl time...

This weeks tickets are Number Bottle green........

[Mamyalynne]

Winning colourss are:

27
13
33
41
88
90
12

[Lie-in King]

Thank you Matron - all my tickets appear to be numbered cerise...

I'm off to check on the croc & his cat by way of the frog on his hook & shall be gone for around an hour.

The silver (coloured) bucket is topped-up for flagon dipping & you have the keys to the coat cranny - I do hope you've remembered the combinations...

[Mamyalynne]

I am never without my combinations, remember the old saying 'ne'er cast a clout till may is out'

[flump1]

Drat I have some red ones, doesn't look lucky tonight. I am full of Moonkist and good company so I bid you all a good evening till we meet again. Take good care people.