Good evening and welcome to Nungate Towers.
Igor is at the door waiting to welcome you all, be careful if he offers to take care of your coats, and cloaks and broomsticks, you may never see them again.
Tonight's Tailcock is the Big Bertha, an anticipatory sort of brew.....
The running buffet has become firm favourite and will be running round the Towers yet again this evening - try and catch it if you can! For those members who are less fit (or just lazy) we have set up a nice supper in the snug. There you will find sorts of goodies as well as our world famous volly vonts, canopies and horses doovers.
As we still have a semblance of pleasant weather, we can indulge in some out door activities this evening, there are some pleasant walks around the rose garden, and the lake, we can stroll down to the beach (water is a tad cold and not really suitable paddling) The outdoor pool is heated so anyone who would like to go swimming can borrow a swimsuit.
Our favourite local band, The Tone Deafs have gone off on a tour of the Outer Hebrides so we have engaged the services of DJ Bernard for dancing down in the ballroom. All our usual facilities are available for members use so come on in and join the party
A warm welcome awaits who dare enter these portals
saw one being rebuilt on Wheeler Dealers on Discovery channel the other day. Super cars - easy to get the parts - the company that took over kept all the tooling machinery so they can always make spares, they also have the records for every car that was built
One of my favourites, though if I ever won the lottery I'd want a Morgan in British Racing green and only Mr.N would be allowed to drive it (I don't drive)
For the rofl:
packet of wedding invitaions (used; suit couple with initials R and C);
my Mum's pinny - apparently not needed by touring Indian XI; and
football-filtering glasses, valid until end of cricket season.
The initials are all wrong for this household ..... do you think it might be noticed if they were amended or changed somehow? Don't know about Madame but "Sir" might be pleased at any small saving ......