Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

Members are asked to be especially vigilant this week as it has come to the notice of The Committee that several miscreants, thought to be from the Home for the Bewildered are operating in the area. Their modus operandi is to sneak into the club premises of perfectly normal people and ransack their lost property boxes.

[ladyalex]

Looks as though the Home for the Bewildered have taken over and captured everyone this week.....

[petal54]

salutations,what is the world coming to,is nothing sacred,they'll be nicking the fairy off the tree next

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Milady thats why I am delayed , was out collecting firewood (snow is forecast) when I saw 2 hoodies loitering. So I hid in the coal shed until they`d gone, phew!!

[ladyalex]

Well, I'm glad to see you Petal..well I'm always glad to see you, but specially so this week. Thought I was all on my own.

[ladyalex]

Oh you're here too, Mamya. Thank goodness. I think I'll have a small sweet sherry to calm my nerves.
Between hoodies, the bewildered lot and thinking I was all alone here (with lordalex, of course), my nerves are in shreds.....

[Meg]

Hi all, apologies for my hasty departure last week, if indeed I ever arrived. I had an altercation with a mop and bucket, the rest is a blur.....

[Mamyalynne]

Sherry coming up with a maras... er moras... er cherry on a stick and a tray of tailcocks for all.


Liverpoolfool sends his apologies for non attendance tonight

[petal54]

just whipped up a curry,a little parky out this evening,what goes with that in the tonic department

[petal54]

see sherbut is the tipple

[Mamyalynne]

oooh curry how warming and I have some voddy for the tonic dept

[ladyalex]

Thank you all, you are so kind.
I must admit to being in need of a little TLC tonight.
Lordalex and I went Christmas shopping on Friday and, well, let's just say the police and ambulance services were involved. We narowly missed the firemen.
Lordalex is now laid up with a badly sprained ankle and a black eye...he just woudln't stop trying to direct the pedestrians at the pelicans.

[Naomicorlett]

Crafts this evening will be
" home made Christmas cards and how we can all help poor Naomi out as she is 'orribly behind with her cards"
Please meet in the smaller of the upper lower ballrooms where tables are set out . Please bring your own glitter and sharp scissors ( I am not allowed anything sharp since the episode of the beard ). Thanking you for your attendance.

[petal54]

an apology,just back from artic circle,exercising the huskies,but they ,like moi,got over excited,they've gone after maya's hoodies,let me know if you here them howling,thanks

[petal54]

sorrymamyalynne,frost bite got the fingers

[Mamyalynne]

Oh no another incident with hisludship is it not time you thought about an instittution milady??

Naomi I am nifty with the pinking shears, and thanks to petal

[ladyalex]

Well done , petal....we could do with your huskies here every week to see off those undesirables.

I'm lookng forward to making lovely cards, Craft.
(Whispers....I'm sure you do not have a 'orrible behind.)
Has anyone seen my big scissors ?

[ladyalex]

I often think about an institution, mamya, but the Lifeboats will not take him.

[ladyalex]

OOPS, sorry, addressed naomi as craft...it's all getting too much for me.... I think it might be me for the institution....

[alexanderd]

hello all wont be here for a few weeks so may I start by hoping you all have a very merry xmas and happy and healthy new year, now where are the drinks?

[petal54]

Milady,do you have a 'minder'for hislordship,just managed to soda syphon Bigs,feet too near the open fire & he fell asleep,can't leave him for 2 secs