Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

At the latest Committee meeting, it was decided that, in view of the recent good weather, volunteers would be asked to do the needful.
So far the results have been quite encouraging.

The Lost Property cupboard has been turned out and the contents used for dusters, so any members having lost any items are asked to look for them in the kitchen cupboards. There is a sewing machine in the upper left-hand attic if anyone wishes to effect repairs.

[ttfn]

You can't blame miss meg - she saw you sitting there .....................

[ladyalex]

That's plenty, ttfn

[alexanderd]

got Lordalex, I pretended to be lost and asked him to guide me back to the big house, he is safely locked away again though I am sure he will have to have his medicine soon.

[boxtops]

ttfn, how do you know such things, you with such a sheltered upbringing too?!

[Meg]

Shall we form a crocodile?

[boxtops]

ttfn you know you don't have to sit with the she-wee

[ttfn]

Have we enough modelling clay for that or should we start with a smaller critter?

[askyourgran]

Thats right ttfn and one or two of the blowers would have difficulty getting about if they blow one in my direction.

[ttfn]

It is my housing which is sheltered boxy - a 2 man ridge tent on the large roundabout on the edge of town

[Meg]

Good grief, now boxy has defecated in the moat.
Wait till the non commmittee hears about this.

[ttfn]

Its not their hearing they will have to worry about, believe you me. 2 jars of beetroot have disappeared now.

[alexanderd]

Well dont expect me to clean out the moat in the morning, if this carries on I may have to resign my commission

[ladyalex]

Well, drinks all round and no more talk of a lavatorial nature, please.

We must have the security arrangements for Uncle Joe and Lordalex looked at again. They are getting to be too clever for us.
Perhaps Mamya could be persuaded to up the meds ?

[ttfn]

Sorry I'm sure. My lavateria looks lovely outside the tent.

[Mamyalynne]

Here I am with my trollies, both drinks and meds, my word is it the beetroot that has caused this descent, perhaps a quiet game of charades to calm us.

[ttfn]

Count me out of games mamya - I don't want to spill any of my drink thank you.

[ttfn]

N.B. ladyalex - I refrained then from making any reference to beetroot causing a descent

[Meg]

I'm off to use the proper reseptacle, back soon.

[ladyalex]

Charades is an excellent idea.

(Note to self and Mamya, no more beetroot.)

[boxtops]

Is lavateria like a portaloo, ttfn? sounds like we could both do with one of those. These rumours are disgraceful and of no substance.