Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Her Ladyship appears delayed, so welcome all.

[Mamyalynne]

Evening Anne, well I usually have to get me mop bucket when Katy id around.

Someone get Ena out the gutter please.

[mccfluff]

i like that :-)

can i have the unused hand grenade please, i'll swap for onion rings, chilli choc or vino?

[alexanderd]

Evening all just been sat in the corner listening to the idle chatter, hope all are well. I believe LadyA said she would be absent tonight so I have emptied the wishing well £2 12shillings and threepence so I suggest we share it out while she is away.

[ttfn]

No Starbuckone. no askyourgran
Missmeg is missing too
Nor flicrat, boxy and slinkykate
No alexanderd – oh boohoo

[ttfn]

Hands off, fluff, I got there first! GrenadesRttfn

Hello alex dear, you crept in when I wasn't looking. How lovely to see you again, you are looking dapper tonight.

[anneasquith]

dont let alex near the hand grenade,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,he will start talking about the war! evening alex....... :)

[Mamyalynne]

He snuck in while you penned your ode.evening Alex welcome aboard.

[mccfluff]

maybe they are all away on valentine trysts

[alexanderd]

I am not that old Anne, I was but a babe however...........

[ttfn]

Ode? Ode? How ode do ya think I am Mamya?

[ttfn]

Aboard? Mamya, put that Navy rum down, tut tut. Is the Manse afloat - has the moat flooded?

[mccfluff]

341

[ttfn]

Cheers, fluff. Murphy had better stay put, in my opinion ☺

[mccfluff]

:-) she using me as an armchair and getting quite put out by having to share with the laptop

[Mamyalynne]

Now then calm it a little, I was being figurative as well you know Cap'n. A spot of Rum will warm me cocles too, good ide.

[alexanderd]

No danger of the moat flooding Ena it was fully serviced last week (if you will pardon the expression)

[mccfluff]

did you claim for that on expenses?

[ttfn]

You are a good man alex ♥

I must go down to the sea again
Left my undies washing there
But they need a little longer
There is no Surf - anywhere

No need to © my work tonight then. Baroness © ?

[alexanderd]

Expenses? that word is not in Ladya,s vocabulary

[mccfluff]

well i hope you got some sort of compemsation, servicing a moat must be thirsty work