Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Her Ladyship appears delayed, so welcome all.

[alexanderd]

Beattie are you next door for the bewildered? I am afraid they are banned from entering the grounds

[Mamyalynne]

Beattie you have ventured in before, do have a drink. Are you good at poems like what we is?

[lcg]

evenin' all, just finished a 14 hour shift (from hell...)! have sunk a couple of tailcocks on the way in - many thanks again for your hospitality. have also managed to smuggle in some creme de menthe which won't be missed by the alcohol-swigging boys that i live with. just to join the poetry theme (and to make you snigger), this is the poem mr kicker wrote last week in my b'day card:

you said you wanted a poem,
and i guess this will have to be it -
but as i said in the beginning,
it was always going to be sh*t!

how's that for romance?!!! x

[Mamyalynne]

eelcee, that is so poignant dear, am filling up here.

[slinky.kate]

just a short visit tonight as i caught that winter vomiting bug,i am getting better though.popped in with these here prizes .a gobstopper(changes colours)plasticine(blue and red missing)and a halloween mask of a witch

[Mamyalynne]

Katy, what a love you are, will sterilise those just to be safe, get well soon.

[beattie819]

alexanderd I am the opposite side to the bewildered, I snuck through the chestnut fencing from the homeless pensioners home. Mamyalynne I used to be good at poems.will try to pop in for a drink a bit later, I have to go pick my OH up , hope to see you later .

[ttfn]

Hello Elsie, kate and beattie - hope you were not awaiting my absence before turning up? (sniff)

[alexanderd]

If its poems that you are after
then try this one for size
I know its pretty rubbish
but could win the booby prize

Ok I,ll get my coat

[Mamyalynne]

I think I shall collate all these
into a little buke,
sell them on a stall outside,
think people will luke?
And think we are amazing
with our turn of verse
Or think we are all barking
or mad or even worse?

[ttfn]

Well poor kate is not all that well
And Elsie had the day from hell
Beattie's gone as taxi mate
Dear alex arrived a little late
Fluff has been like a cuckoo clock
In and out, afraid to knock
Mamya's gone all Boltonese
A large tailcock - if you please

[alexanderd]

What a good idea Mamy
we could all sign our name
with a bit of luck
and some passersby
we could all find fortune and fame

[slinky.kate]

alexandered this is for you pet,
roses are red
violets are blue
i'm feeling quite desperate
so you.ll have to do(the best of the bunch)

[mccfluff]

i prefer the steath approach

[ttfn]

Hmmm - steath approach - give us a mo, fluff

[Mamyalynne]

It will be a best seller

Of that I am quite sure
Will fill our wine cellar
with vintages quite pure.

[lcg]

hi mamy, ttn and alex. couldn't stop laughing for ages after reading it - his sparkling wit and personality just shines through! i have an open bag of sultanas, a crystal deoderant (used) and one nearly new pair of green socks. have i missed the main event? x

[Mamyalynne]

Why is the fluff in belly buttons
always always blue,
Is really not a fallacy
I know it to be true.
I lie awake at night sometimes
and think about these things,
amazing what consumes ones mind
until the alarm bell rings

[ttfn]

Fluff is going by steath approach
Is that the latest airport?
Oh dear, I think I’ve got it now,
My cognac – I will not snort

Elsie - the main event is 2 fold:
1)When I get that hand grenade
2) If I don't ...

[alexanderd]

Kate
Roses are red
my nose is blue if you arent fussy
I,m sure I,ll do