Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Her Ladyship appears delayed, so welcome all.

[Mamyalynne]

Night Fluffy♥

Star here's a bucketful.

[alexanderd]

Carandrog are you mad, good you are in

[Mamyalynne]

Carandog if you are brave enough to venture in that will do, have a drink dear and write us a witty ditty.

[ttfn]

Good night fluff - enjoy snuggling up to Murphy ♥
Hello Star!!! - missed you earlier. Can't beat a good whodunnit imho
carandrog - a word of warning - sign not your name on anything here at the manse and you will do just fine ☺

Star - fill yer boots with the tailcocks - Mamya has made aplenty

[starone]

Good, that will do for now, when are you going to get the specials out. Ladyalex will never know if a couple of barrels go missing.

[alexanderd]

Carandrog, her Ladyship is away this week so we will wean you in gently just dont ask if there are any jobs going, I did and look at me, pistonbroke

[Caran]

Thanks for the welcome, half way down a bottle of rose so well settled now

[starone]

Hello ttfn, wish I could write poems like you do. You are a lady of many talents and qualities.- all good.

[ttfn]

As in lock, stock and smoking barrels, Star? Come and have a luke (Boltonesee for look, btw) at my grenade! It will ensure excellent service wherever I go now ;o)
Mamya - would you be so kind as to show Star the ledger of the cellar contents?

[starone]

Carondrog - welcome new member (sidles up quietly and whispers) Are you any good at gamekeeping? There's a good job going if you would like it. I have only had it for a few weeks and there are lots of perks go with it. Just think of Lady Chatterley's lover and double it. Just sign on the dotted line.They only charge you a nominal amount and you can pay by direct debit. (Gives sinister chuckle)

[Mamyalynne]

No one goes in the cellar or I will be in big bother yet again, she knows every last drop in there,

Star are my little odes not worthy of mention, sniff!

[Caran]

Oh yes very good at keeping the game going, my speciality is scrabble, I'll scrabble anyone ant time

[ttfn]

Star you are very flattering, but truly, I have no talent whatsoever. Merely too much time on my hands and a runaway brain - I think that went over the hill and it blew, it blew ♫
carandrog - I hope you don't mind a little teasing - but it is all meant in the best possible taste and her ladyship is away tonight, so your debut will have less pressure.

[Mamyalynne]

Just sign here and add your bank details, deductions will begin immediately.

[starone]

Mamya, yours are lovely too. Are you sure you can't get a teensy weensy drop of the special up for us. No? Damnation. We might all be able to write lovely poems like you if we had a little drop of the really strong stuff.
Carandrog - I can see you are going to be a worthy member. Scrabbling around already!

[ttfn]

carandrog - you need spell only one word here 'NO' to signing owt ROFL

[Caran]

thats ok ttfn, I can take it.love your new avatar

[Mamyalynne]

Ok then will make a trip down there, what's your fancy?

[starone]

ttfn - please let me know if you are tempted to pull out the pin in that grenade. I have already assessed the quickest way out (not up in the air in small pieces) or as an alternative I shall dive under the table. So get out of my way or you may find yourselves flattened as I thunder past. Never mind the arthritic joints, I won't even be thinking of them.

[ttfn]

Thank you carandrog. My av is in recognition of Valentine
Saint, Dyall or Dickie - you may choose ☺