Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Her Ladyship appears delayed, so welcome all.

[ttfn]

Have I got news for you Mamya - mine vibrates!
(alarm clock that is - thanks to RNID) ;o)

[Mamyalynne]

elcee the main event ? all night is the event, what wonderful prizes.

Tonights tickets are Number Sage, winning colours drawn soon.

[mccfluff]

lol you lot are brilliant

[ttfn]

alex - you should have written 'hussy'! Sorry kate, but how could you say that alex would 'do'? He is always so lovely and top of my list ♥

[slinky.kate]

alexandered
from an onion to a pickle
how about a slap and tickle.

[ttfn]

kate - go pick a lilly ☺

Draw any colour you like Mamya - I have already removed my <ahem> prize from the raffle store. yay - ttfn rocks. I forsee some respect at last. Now tell me alex, it is this pin here that I have to pull - right?

[alexanderd]

Kate, I regret I must refuse you
unusual though that may seem
I,m afraid tonight you will not be
the cat that got the cream

[slinky.kate]

alex i think ttfn is getting jealous,so this is the last one and then i'm off before i get flung out the door,
i passed your window
i saw you undress
a wee wooly shirt
a wee string vest
i could have seen more
but fate was unkind
you came to the window
and pulled down the blind.x x x x x x

[ttfn]

fluff - we lot are slightly (or more - a lot more in some cases) pished ☺☺☺

[ttfn]

I don't need a chink in any frame
To see what's what, if you get my drift
I now have the grenade in my little hand
Wish you better dear kate, now off you shift ♥

[slinky.kate]

goodnight my dear friend ttfn

[ttfn]

Sweet dreams kate, wish you better really soon, ttfn ♥

[Mamyalynne]

Break out the tin hats
run for your life
Enas pulled the pin
there will be strife.

[mike11111]

Before you all get too comfortable, just a reminder that the peasants are at the gates and we are REVOLTING.

[ttfn]

Ena's all right,
Calm down Matron
I've put it back in,
No need to run

You, a Northern lass?
Don't make me laugh
Your knees are knocking
Something's wet on your calf

This Southerner's strong
Not weak at all
If I see the bewildered
I'll have a ball

With grenade in hand
I will patrol the grounds
Do not worry for me
If you hear loud sounds

I was, earlier tonight
On the baked bean thread
Some fresh air right now
Will stand me in good sted

[starone]

I'm late, I'm late,
On a very important date,

Can't remember any more, but my excuse is the kids didn't wipe their feet or as an alternative take their shoes off so there I was washing the floor at 10 o'clock at night with one eye on the television (Midsomer Murders) and one on the clock. I know I promised not to watch any more murder series but I just can't help it. Poor, poor pity me!

[mccfluff]

right i can't keep my eyes open, g'night all x

[starone]

P.S. Where's the tailcocks, I need at least three.

[Caran]

Are there any initiation rites to join this club

[ttfn]

Mike should have worn his camouflage
A bull's eye target? I cannot miss
I've bowled a few good uns in the nets
I'll teach him not to take the pis................................tachios

(Nuts to you too mike☺)