Mad Over 50's Club now open.

[Mamyalynne]

Her Ladyship appears delayed, so welcome all.

[ttfn]

Expenses are a list of costs
For stuff incurred during toil
I wish I had Magnesium Sulphate
To draw out a ruddy big boil

ttfn sits back waiting for call from Clinton Cards

[alexanderd]

You are more likely to get one from Bill Clinton Ena!!!

[ttfn]

Now there is a thought alex ;o)

[Mamyalynne]

I have the necessary skills
to sort all your ills'
pimple, boil or carbuncle
you bet Matron is your uncle!

[mccfluff]

hallmark will be beating your door down

[alexanderd]

Mamyalynne is a star
she knows just what we are thinking
want some food? nibbles she has
and lots of stuff for drinking

[ttfn]

Drawbridge is well up now, fluff

Oh Clinton cards, where are you?
I am waiting for you to ring
I shall next turn to adverts
Where the slogan I can sing ♫

[ttfn]

Poets corner - may I sit on your knee alex?

[mccfluff]

i'll just sit out here and wait till soemone else comes along then i'll sneak back in

[ttfn]

My personal drawbridge, at home, fluff (that does not read too well) :o(

[alexanderd]

Ena better make it the left one the right is a bit wobbly

[mccfluff]

i'm saying nothing :-)

[ttfn]

Hang on alex, I will 'slip' into something more appropriate ☺

A cat is up for rehoming
It’s name is (almost) Murfy
Sorry for the spelling up there
I mean the ‘F’ in cat, hee hee

(Sort of better, if you read the last line quickly)

[Mamyalynne]

We need another creature
like a hole in the head
am sure murf will find a home
as he will be well bred

[Mamyalynne]

Hey up Ena's getting fruity
Has Alex in a clinch
If she keeps flaunting her tooty
She will be worse than Bet Lynch.

[ttfn]

Mamya - I am just going out to powder my musket - the grenade is all mine - remember that please. It will give alex a chance to get the feeling back in his knee ☺ Shall not be long

[beattie819]

I must admit I do sit by the window and observe your club, you make me laugh so much, you are all so witty...or is it mad!!!!!!! Thanks for the laughs.

[ttfn]

<<sniggers at Mamya ♥>>

[Mamyalynne]

Take care, missing you already LOL

[mccfluff]

lol:-)