who wants to see a great christmas website?

[woofgang]

if you do, take a look at this...christmas eve only of course http://www.noradsanta.org

[Robinia]

I'm setting up a webcam toot sweet so I can watch shaney's tele :o)

Want to see what yetineti does when she's not on here?......
http://www.methodshop...play/yeti/yeti1.shtml

[netibiza]

Oh no I do not, I sit here waiting for daughter to come home!

[woofgang]

Good morning Biddies.....great timewaster of a game....Its mild here so the boys got a good walk but DH has an early biking start so no after walk kip...wish i had the thin leg boot problem :-(

[Robinia]

Morning all...yes positively balmy here, it's lovely, cosmic order - more of the same please (fat chance).

Better go & slap my face to make it look alive & toddle off to ye olde shops, I have a serious cake shortage.

[jno]

I walked past a shop showing time and temperature yesterday and it said 10 degrees. Not sure I really believe that, but it's reasonably mild. In fact I may even go and buy the papers myself rather than sending the tweeny.

[VINNY100_2]

morning .
10 degrees jno...havent they put that fire out yet in parliament square:O)JOKE
Freddie Mercury, Gianni Versace and the Queen Mum arrive at the Pearly gates, St Peter explains that only one can get through and that they each have to put forward their case for entry.

Freddie says, "I know I haven't led a perfect life and I've made some mistakes along the way, but I've made some of the most beautiful music in the world. I'll stand at the back of heaven, and serenade everybody with my wondrous songs, making heaven a far happier place to be"

"Pretty good, Fred" said St Peter, "what about you Gianni?"

Versace says, "I make the most beautiful clothes in the world. I will completely redesign the fashions up here, from the archangels to the cherub to the choirboys. As you well know Pete if you look good you will feel good and that will make heaven a much happier place"

"Not bad" says St Peter. "What about you Queen Mum?"

The Queen Mum does not say a word, instead she lifts up her skirt and pulls down her knickers, inserts a full bottle of Evian water into her fanny, lets the water shoot up inside her and then gush out all over the floor.

"Excellent, you're in" says St Peter

"Hold on a f*cking minute" says Freddie "She didn't even say anything"

"Fred you know the rules," says St Peter, "A royal flush beats a pair of Queens..."
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:O)

[jno]

whooo... did a troll just come in here??? <hunts for harpoon>

[Robinia]

goodness me Vincent...I just missed my mouth with my chipstick & shoved it up my nose..what will shaney say ...oh, she told it to you first did she?

lovin' the boots, should have had some yrs ago...there's something strangely empowering about all this leather around your legs..

[shaneystar2]

Well ! I'm flobbergusseted .
The royals drink Malvern water not Evian :)

Lovely day here ,quite mild but according to papers there's more arctic weather to come so don't put your vests away .Back later ,off round to SiL with a birthday pressie for her.
There could be cake :)

[netibiza]

hello all, what a day, fdaughter as supposed to be at airport now to go to Barca and then Brussels for BA, but I had to collrct her from a friend's house at midday and she was all over the place, legless, I brought her home and she slept for a couple of hours but when I tried to get her up for airport she was still out of it and was going to wear just her pj's, I sloshed cold water on her face stripped off her duvet but nothing was working, so I gave up and she's had to pay for another flight tomorrow, stupid stupid girl, still it's her money, i could see that had I got her to airport she would not have been allowed on the flight (esp in pj's!) and she's taking almost £3,000 in a money belt under her clothes, well I could see that going missing! so all in all it's better this way, gawd knows what Mr N will say, but he's had his moments too!

I was looking forward to a quiet evening but now there'll be rows and shouting, I give up and am moving to Derby, or norfolk, and I need a bit lof loving care!

[jno]

well I hope she's not the holiday rep where I'm going - I prefer mine not to wear pj's, thank you. (Also, I think the punishment there for underdressed women is stoning to death.)

[LoftyLottie]

Hi folks. Had a lovely day yesterday. Went out with a friend to a newish local restaurant only a village away and had a really good meal. Then chilled out for the rest of the day. Unfortunately Mr LL had a less lovely day. He had emergency dental treatment for excrutiating toothache. A tooth was removed and it had to be split before removal and chiselled out. It tooth 3/4 hr. Poor man. I left him to recover with a straw in a cup of lukewarm tea whilst I went up for a slap up lunch.

What are you going to do with that girl of yours Neti. I am beginning to think I am lucky with my relatively sensible son!! He is far more sensible than I ever was!! I think I would have totalled lost my rag with her!!

Have been shopping this morning and then had home soup for lunch and will now relax for the rest of the day.


We only have the same sort of TV as Fred and Wilma Flintstone. There is no cable TV around here yet!! Our broadband also is totally hit and miss.

Only a few patches of snow now remain thank goodness, but no doubt we will be in for some more.

[netibiza]

Hi jno and lottie, never fear, she wouldn't be a holiday rep for anything, she hates that type of work!

Lottie, more mr LL, that sounds really painful, and you trotting of for a lunch , << tut >>

yes my daughter is getting worse, I thought I was bad!

[netibiza]

lottie, sorry not more Mr ll, but poor mr LLL.

[Robinia]

haha, lol shaney, I think they'll have to start flushing with l'eau du robinet from now on...

http://www.telegraph....te-mineral-water.html

'Twas a lovely day here and I wish I'd underdressed to go shopping, it was so tropical in Iceland I had to take my coat off. The queue was long & moving at far less than even biddy speed & I was getting twitchy, not that there was room to keel over. Anyway I did some tutting & sighing which prompted a lovely Jordy lady behind me to start chatting. She said she'd lived all her life up north like, why aye, but had never seen snow so bad this early.

Neti I think I need to come & stay & sort out that daughter of yours...what my two got up to once they'd left I'd probably be better off not knowing but they never came home legless, oh deary me no.

[Jude123]

Evening all. I have snooker on mute on the telly and Derby county on the radio. What am I like. Did somebpdy say Barmy!! Got me pretty lights on and candles lit and cards up amd looking Christmassy at last. Laptop on me knee.
I called in Tesco near where I live on the way home from town and was offered his place in the queue by a young man speaking French on his mobile. You should have seen his face when I responded in French.
My poor sister is having more trouble, her boiler has now stopped working so she is going to stay at her daughter's til Monday when fhe plumber will be going back with another part. She had made up her mind to have a combi early next year and has alreadu arranged it with her plumber. My plumber is coming over tomorrow to show me his 3D photos of his unborn baby Jacob.
Booger! Bristol City are now 2 up on Derby.
Anybody know what's on telly worth watching tonight then?
Whatever you are doing have a good one....see yer later 'gater(s)

[shaneystar2]

Oh goodness me .There's been explosions in Stockholm .
Hope our Kit is safe .
http://www.bbc.co.uk/...world-europe-11977524

[jno]

just saw that, I was wondering if she'd decided to get rid of the builders once and for all. It sounds as though it was downtown; I don't know how close she lives.

[netibiza]

S ave O ur S wedie.

[Robinia]

Well I hope that Kit os safe & warm & has spent the day indoors having a good rest...I don't think that's near her is it.

Who turned the sound up on my tinnitus & then pulled the volume knob off? It's driving me mad, I can usually ignore it or block it with other sounds but this is just screaming...pe po belly...