The lost property cupboard is completely bare this week, so any raffle prizes will be appreciated.
Tailcocks and nibbles will be served as in the upper lesser front parlour tonight as the usual venue is still out of commission following last week's mysterious leak.
Please take care on the back stairs as the bulbs have gone. Matches and candles can be found.
Thank you so much for taking care of lordalex and Uncle Joe, mamya.
I'm sure that on this occasion, we need not increase your wages. Extras will be charged to Miss Meg, we'll increase her Direct Debit.
I wouldn't like to think of Alfie starving.....he might have to eat his way out of your handbag, then where would we be.
I don't think it will rain tonight, alexanderd, but if ti does, you are welcome to borrow a rainmate from the raffle prize pile. i know that member of your gender do not usually use rainmates, but needs must when the devil drives.
Told you they would flood in when pub shut, Butch is a pest, off to toilet him, OH is a pest, off to cuddle him, bloody fool will be asleep[. Grand old lady chum of mine passed away today, she was 93, sorry milady, my behavior coul;d be bettewr,. Did I win the raffle?