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Discovery

Historians at Hampton court have discovered what is believed to be the world's largest bedsheet. More on this story as it unfolds...
08:30 Sun 04th Sep 20228 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:22 Sun 04th Sep 2022
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Man In Fish Market

" This fish looks and smells so old, it is practically prehistoric, what is it?" Fishmonger: "Coelacanth Sir"...
13:59 Fri 02nd Sep 20225 answers, last by William51 17:53 Mon 05th Sep 2022
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September Already!

I'm afraid for my calendar, Its days are numbered
08:24 Thu 01st Sep 20221 answer, last by Tilly2 08:36 Thu 01st Sep 2022
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Holiday

I've just come back from a once in a lifetime holiday. Never again....
05:28 Mon 29th Aug 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 18:13 Tue 30th Aug 2022
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On The Farm

Two bulls in a field, and one says to the other, "Hey have you seen the new heifer in the next field, she looks like a real sweet girl?" Other bull: "No I've never seen herbivore"...
10:24 Sun 28th Aug 20222 answers, last by jno 10:46 Sun 28th Aug 2022
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School

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the school ? He was okay, someone threw a bucket of water over him, and woke him up....
07:05 Sat 27th Aug 20222 answers, last by jno 12:13 Sat 27th Aug 2022
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I Had A Knock On The Door Yesterday,,,

and this guy asked me if he could come in and talk about vacuuming my carpets. I quickly made my excuses and closed the door. I think he was a jehoovers witness...
06:35 Tue 23rd Aug 20226 answers, last by zebo 09:44 Tue 23rd Aug 2022
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Runners

Next year I'm thinking of growing runner beans in large pots, anyone tried it?
06:11 Tue 23rd Aug 20224 answers, last by roopower 08:07 Tue 23rd Aug 2022
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Cool Cat

I saw this bloke at the zoo yesterday trying to chat up a cheetah: "hello darling, nice spots you have, do you come here often" he muttered. I thought he's trying to pull a fast one here....
15:49 Sun 21st Aug 2022
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Keep Calm...

A friend of mine gets in an awful state, when trying to organise his wardrobe. I think he could do with some 'anger management...
05:59 Sat 20th Aug 202213 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:11 Sat 20th Aug 2022
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Still Hazzy After All These Years

I went to a seafood disco party last night, I think I pulled a mussel!
07:56 Fri 19th Aug 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:21 Fri 19th Aug 2022
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Never Get Lost

I bought a new pair of hiking boots the other day with a built-in compass in the toecaps, they're not perfect but a step in the right direction
09:22 Thu 18th Aug 2022
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Dad Joke

Q, When does a joke become a dad joke? _____________________________________________ A, When it becomes apparent....
08:44 Thu 18th Aug 20221 answer, last by Ken4155 08:48 Thu 18th Aug 2022
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Fly Me To The Moon

They're sending up a new rocket to the moon, with a pop-up restaurant for future astronauts. Great idea, but no atmosphere...
05:02 Thu 18th Aug 20221 answer, last by davebro 05:10 Thu 18th Aug 2022
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Barber Shop

Sean Connery enters a busy barber shop, sits down, among the other customers to wait his turn and says to the barber "I can see you are busy, but I moustache you a question, no, okay I'll shave it for...
10:30 Wed 17th Aug 2022
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Say No More

My boss said, "have a nice day". So I went home...
06:18 Tue 16th Aug 20221 answer, last by Chipchopper 08:18 Tue 16th Aug 2022
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Seaweed

What should you do if you become addicted to seaweed. _____________________________________________________ You seakelp....
05:33 Mon 15th Aug 2022
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At The Shoe Shop

Sir, you might find these shoes rather tight for the first two weeks. "Not a problem, I'll start wearing them on the third week"...
09:03 Sun 14th Aug 2022
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Electrical Failure

Against my better judgment, I used an extension lead without fully uncoiling the cable (wrong, I know) but how can I get it up n'running safely again?
08:21 Sat 13th Aug 20226 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:59 Sat 13th Aug 2022
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Its Only Makebelieve

My wife couldn't believe me when I said I could make a car using spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta...
05:57 Thu 11th Aug 20222 answers, last by Chipchopper 17:41 Thu 11th Aug 2022

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