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Best Of 7

Q) What day of the week do dogs look forward to most of all ? A) chewsday...
09:49 Tue 25th Oct 20224 answers, last by zebo 20:13 Tue 25th Oct 2022
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You Have Mail

I had to quit my job working for the post office, the moment they handed me my first letter to be posted. I looked at it and I soon realised "this is not for me"....
08:35 Mon 24th Oct 20227 answers, last by davebro 09:01 Mon 24th Oct 2022
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Don't Blaim It On The Asteroids..

I heard a theory that the dinosaurs died out because their eggs became rotten. It was a case of mass egg-stink-tion...
07:07 Sun 23rd Oct 202212 answers, last by Patsy33 09:11 Sun 23rd Oct 2022
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Not Amused

A man from Arbroath is taking his former employer at the travelling carnival to court for sacking him, claiming funfair dismissal...
06:58 Sat 15th Oct 202212 answers, last by Patsy33 10:24 Sun 16th Oct 2022
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Ristorante

I travelled across town to dine at my favourite Italian restaurant, but when I got there, there was a sign on the door saying "closed due to family bereavement" Apparently the head chef had pasta-way...
06:52 Mon 03rd Oct 20221 answer, last by emmie 06:55 Mon 03rd Oct 2022
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Shades Of...

I'm being pestered with phone calls and emails from the furniture shop. All I wanted was a one-night stand....
05:47 Sun 02nd Oct 202211 answers, last by Patsy33 10:55 Sun 02nd Oct 2022
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Stupid Guy

Some annoying cold caller guy, phoned me and tried to sell me a luxury coffin. I told him, "I wouldn't be seen dead in that"...
06:55 Thu 29th Sep 20221 answer, last by 1ozzy 07:02 Thu 29th Sep 2022
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My Vocation

Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing
06:14 Mon 26th Sep 20226 answers, last by Arksided 11:12 Mon 26th Sep 2022
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Sabotage

A guy was fired from his job at the Dorito's factory, after going berserk with a forklift truck, knocking over stacks of produce. Former colleagues said, he had a big chip on his shoulder...
09:35 Fri 23rd Sep 20224 answers, last by Chipchopper 13:34 Fri 23rd Sep 2022
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Forget Harry Ramsdons...

I'm off to Bill Hayley's fish restaurant tonight, they sell Hake. Haddock and Sole.
04:27 Fri 23rd Sep 20225 answers, last by Old_Geezer 10:12 Fri 23rd Sep 2022
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If At First You Don't Succeed...

Skydiving is probably not for you
06:33 Thu 22nd Sep 20221 answer, last by JJ109 07:09 Thu 22nd Sep 2022
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News Bullitin

There was an explosion in a cheese factory in France. Da brie was spread over a wide area...
04:51 Wed 21st Sep 202212 answers, last by maggiebee 13:32 Wed 21st Sep 2022
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At The Doctors

My doctor called me to his surgery and told me that my DNA is backwards. I said........AND ?...
06:27 Tue 20th Sep 2022
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Solar Lighting Problem

I purchased a solar lighting kit for my shed (no instruction manual supplied), but it looked fairly easy to set up. I fitted the solar panel in a sunny position on the roof and left it to charge up,...
11:23 Mon 12th Sep 20224 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:29 Mon 12th Sep 2022
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Yoga

I've been seriously thinking of taking up meditation. Well, I guess it's better than sitting around all day doing nothing....
07:10 Thu 08th Sep 20221 answer, last by emmie 07:17 Thu 08th Sep 2022
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Just For Laughs

I had a happy childhood, seems like only yesterday my dear papa would put me in old car tires and roll me down hill. Aye, those were the goodyears....
06:13 Wed 07th Sep 20227 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:29 Wed 07th Sep 2022
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Butter Chicken

I just bought some from the butcher, but forgot to ask him. Which is the best way to cook it. Any ideas please...
12:51 Tue 06th Sep 20225 answers, last by davebro 13:20 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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Don't Try This....

I tried to nick a bag of spaghetti from the supermarket, the other day, but the eagle-eyed woman store detective saw me slip it into my pocket, and when I went to leave, I couldn't get pasta
06:31 Tue 06th Sep 202210 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:26 Tue 06th Sep 2022
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Splashing Out

When I shook the tomato ketchup vigorously in the café, every one got some of it, it looked like a scene of carnage! With Heinzsight, I should have checked that the lid was on tight...
06:58 Mon 05th Sep 20223 answers, last by emmie 07:17 Mon 05th Sep 2022
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A Dundee Man...

was refused service and asked to leave the premises of a café, after it was alleged that he was getting over familiar with staff. He later told police, that all he said was: "give me a Quiché...
08:47 Sun 04th Sep 20222 answers, last by bhg481 11:57 Sun 04th Sep 2022

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