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I'm old enough to remember when air was free at the petrol station, now you have to pay dearly for it! O'h well, I guess that's inflation for you....
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I saw a snippet at the beginning of a recent programme, about their new electric new bikes. I was just out of earshot at the time, out of interest does anyone have any info on the bikes ?...
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A hyena strolls up to the check in counter of the airport, and throws the rotting remains of a wildebeest onto the counter. The airport official shouts, "what the hell is this ?" and the hyena...
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Santa, that is. I could tell, by the carbon footprints, he left all over the hearth rug....
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When and what Chanel is it on ? tia...
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Being rather short in stature, I've heard all the jokes: "you don't look happy" "where are the other six" etc, etc, but hey ho, must get to work...
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Scientists have finally found an alternative to plastic food packaging, from processing seaweed. I'm wondering how soon, will this be rolled out, and also, is it possible for it to microwaveable ?...
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A man peeks out of the bedroom window on a cold, grey winters morning, while his wife lays, still half asleep, in bed. She asks: "What's the weather like out there, Darling?" He replies, "It looks...
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Is aged whiskey's significantly improved by great age ? For example, I ordered a 12 year single malt from a supermarket, which was substituted with a 5 year, aged one, of a different distillery....
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Do they offer help to anyone to get back on their feet after a stay in hospital ?
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One of my better skills is sleeping, I'm a natural. I can do it with my eyes closed
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I was having trouble getting off to sleep at night, so I went along to see my doctor, and he told me to lay myself in a position on the edge of the bed, and I should soon drop off.
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I once had a towelling shirt, but I took a lot of flannel for it...
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How did Spartacus feel after a lion ate his wife ?. He was gladiator...
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I've haddock to the gills with fish puns. People seem to say them just for the halibut...
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The two survivors only got to 6" in my raised bed. I've now potted them up and returned them to the conservatory, where they started life, and I'm hoping they will over winter, and be ready to go next...
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1st kipper: smoking is bad for your heath, donca know that ? 2nd kipper "it's okay, I have been cured"...
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I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. It turned out she was seeing someone else the whole time...
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I wandered down the cheese aisle of my local supermarket in a dream-like state, and accidentally put my favourite Mexican cheese in someone else's shopping trolley. I was rudely brought to my senses...
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I was walking past the police station yesterday when I saw a poster on the noticeboard saying "man wanted for robbery" So I decided to go in and apply for it....

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