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How Much

I asked the farmer, how much would it cost me to take a shortcut across your field ? It's free he said, but the bull might charge...
13:20 Thu 26th Jan 20231 answer, last by murraymints 07:02 Sat 28th Jan 2023
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Space Invaders

How do I stop stupid ads from popping up on here?
06:17 Thu 26th Jan 20237 answers, last by douglas9401 22:23 Thu 26th Jan 2023
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Hoidays

I was thinking of going on a cruise around the coast of Norway, but I'm not sure that I can afyord it...
12:03 Wed 25th Jan 2023
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Diy

I was thinking of telling a joke about carpentry, but I didn't think it wood work
08:05 Wed 25th Jan 20231 answer, last by 10ClarionSt 08:13 Wed 25th Jan 2023
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Fasination

As a kid, I loved playing with my collection of toy tractors, but as I grew older, I lost interest in them and gave them away. I suppose you could say I'm an extractor fan....
20:50 Mon 23rd Jan 20232 answers, last by Canary42 08:48 Tue 24th Jan 2023
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Lets Hear It

Sam & Dave were sitting in a crowded fish restaurant, waiting for their order. The waitress appears from the kitchen and calls out..."Who's the soul man" all together now......
10:01 Mon 23rd Jan 20232 answers, last by bobbinwales 10:11 Mon 23rd Jan 2023
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So Cold...

I've added two new bird feeders, along with the existing one, due to the high demand during this cold snap. I now call it the "Birdmuda Triangle"...
09:06 Mon 23rd Jan 20239 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 11:04 Mon 23rd Jan 2023
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Living In The Wilderness

An old timer was reminiscing about his life and times in the wilds of Alaska. A woman, overhearing the conversation, asked: "did you ever hunt bear ?" The man replied: "No, but I went fishing a few...
08:53 Fri 20th Jan 2023
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Pie Iron

Anybody, use them and have good results ?
06:10 Fri 20th Jan 202317 answers, last by barry1010 22:02 Sat 21st Jan 2023
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Haggis

I'm thinking of trying the pan fry method. Hints and tips welcom...
08:16 Thu 19th Jan 20236 answers, last by murraymints 05:56 Fri 20th Jan 2023
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The Wrong Applience

I thought it was the washing machine that was responcable for shrinking all my clothes, It turns out it was the fridge, all along...
07:51 Tue 17th Jan 20233 answers, last by zebo 13:38 Tue 17th Jan 2023
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Why Don't You

A man hurriedly eats his breakfast, grabs his coat and hat, before leaving for work. Wife : "Our new neighbour across the street always kisses his wife, when he leaves for work each morning, why can't...
12:09 Mon 16th Jan 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:18 Mon 16th Jan 2023
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One For The Oldies

Knock nock.... Whose there ?. Wuda. Wuda who ?. "Wuda, ya wanna make those eyes at me for"...
09:41 Mon 16th Jan 2023
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Low Maintenance

I have a pet tree, it's a bit like a dog, only the bark is different
09:23 Mon 16th Jan 20235 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:47 Mon 16th Jan 2023
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My Eyes Were Welling Up

My son said, "can I have a book mark ?" I just couldn't hold back my emotions, the kid's 10 years old, and you would think that he would know my name is Ron by now...
11:19 Sat 14th Jan 20232 answers, last by Bazile 11:39 Sat 14th Jan 2023
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Fish Dish

Apparently Mcdonalds have launched a new fish burger, it's called the Mckerel
12:24 Fri 13th Jan 20233 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:37 Fri 13th Jan 2023
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Gypsey Toast

Best ways of making it, please. TIA...
07:22 Thu 12th Jan 202319 answers, last by jack daniels 22:43 Fri 13th Jan 2023
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Rumer ?

I was chatting to a mate, who is one of the keepers at the local zoo, and I asked him if it is true what people are saying, about North American caribou being disguised as African wildebeest ?. He...
10:32 Wed 11th Jan 2023
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Hard Times

I'm old enough to remember when air was free at the petrol station, now you have to pay dearly for it! O'h well, I guess that's inflation for you....
11:13 Tue 10th Jan 20231 answer, last by jno 11:14 Tue 10th Jan 2023
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Hairy Bikers Gone Electric

I saw a snippet at the beginning of a recent programme, about their new electric new bikes. I was just out of earshot at the time, out of interest does anyone have any info on the bikes ?...
10:48 Tue 10th Jan 20233 answers, last by Zacs-Master 09:33 Sun 22nd Jan 2023

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