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Old Banger

I bought a second hand car from one of the Cray twins. "What reg?" Actually, it was Ronnie...
06:46 Sat 08th Jul 20234 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:55 Sat 08th Jul 2023
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His Holyness

The Dalai Lama went to the fridge to get some spread for his toast for breakfast one morning, and was overwhelmed with emotion when he took the lid off the margarine, There before him was the image of...
15:14 Fri 07th Jul 20231 answer, last by maggiebee 15:28 Fri 07th Jul 2023
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Anouncemnt

The man who developed hard-boiled eggs wrapped in sausage meat has died. R.I.P. Scott Chegg....
05:50 Fri 07th Jul 20231 answer, last by MargoTester 06:29 Fri 07th Jul 2023
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Is It Known For Rats To Lunch On Pond Fish?

I saw one, all nonchalant, climbing out of the fish pond like it had been for its early morning dip. yes, Ratus norvegicus...
13:28 Tue 04th Jul 20234 answers, last by ToraToraTora 14:05 Tue 04th Jul 2023
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Yipee

I'm pleased to enounce that I've just passed my paintball exam. The judges said I passed with flying colours...
05:18 Sat 01st Jul 20237 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:47 Sat 01st Jul 2023
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Buisy Bee

THE manager at the fish n chip shop was finding it difficult to keep up with the demand, with long cues tailing back halfway round the block. He'd better get his skates on!...
07:48 Fri 30th Jun 20239 answers, last by Patsy33 13:01 Fri 30th Jun 2023
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At The Fish Mongers

I was in my local fishmongers, buying a few things for tonight's supper, and the f monger said "that'l be 20 pounds Sir". I looked in my wallet, and I only had 15 pounds. He said "that's ok, pay me...
20:43 Wed 28th Jun 202311 answers, last by Tilly2 18:17 Thu 29th Jun 2023
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Floaters

Can someone explain the différance (if any) between water lettuce and water hyacinth, both seem to be able to reproduce like gremlins in waterways, so are they considered an invasive species, can they...
19:08 Wed 28th Jun 20239 answers, last by roopower 08:48 Thu 29th Jun 2023
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Set Em Up

A woodworm crawls into a pub and asks: "is the bar-tender here"...
05:20 Fri 16th Jun 20237 answers, last by Patsy33 11:20 Fri 16th Jun 2023
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In A Spin

My name is Mike (not my real name)I was addicted to the hokey pokey, but I turned myself around
04:55 Tue 13th Jun 2023
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I've Not Seen Minty For Some Time

Hope everything is alright
06:56 Wed 07th Jun 20239 answers, last by douglas9401 08:20 Wed 07th Jun 2023
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I Was...

Shocked to see the evidence of raptor persecution on "SPRING WATCH" last night on TV. Such beautiful birds!...
05:55 Wed 07th Jun 20235 answers, last by ladybirder 09:59 Tue 13th Jun 2023
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Good Morning All!

Hope you are well, or heading that way. Yesterday was pretty cold, so I'm hoping it will be a little warmer today. Take care now folks...
05:21 Wed 07th Jun 202312 answers, last by netibiza 08:23 Wed 07th Jun 2023
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Gogglebox

To pass the time, I decided to watch a little telly. I just wish I'd bought a bigger one...
08:09 Tue 06th Jun 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:06 Tue 06th Jun 2023
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Good Morning Early Birds

A very fine morning to you all! Looking like another scorcher on its way, so my first job is filling those watering cans and keeping those plants alive and kicking. Next job feeding the fish and then...
05:27 Mon 05th Jun 202311 answers, last by Chipchopper 08:32 Mon 05th Jun 2023
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Bee Happy

For the last few years I've followed advice from professional gardeners and conservationists, and followed the "No Mow May Régime" where you simply stop mowing designated areas of lawn, to create mini...
07:22 Sun 04th Jun 202312 answers, last by Chipchopper 05:37 Wed 07th Jun 2023
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Good Morning To All!

Early riser, where are you? Hope you have a good day, what ever you have planned Take care folks....
05:22 Tue 16th May 202331 answers, last by DTCwordfan 09:41 Tue 16th May 2023
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Bumble Bees

I saw a bumblebee fly into a hole in the ground. I think the hole was excavated originally by a vole/s. Do the bees ever make their own nests or do they just take on disused nests made by something...
04:20 Thu 04th May 20236 answers, last by lankeela 15:19 Fri 05th May 2023
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Now You See Me...

I don't think those posit it note wide awake eye patches fooled anyone at the monthly works meeting, hey ho
04:01 Thu 04th May 2023

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