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What Should I Do ?

I think I'm addicted to seaweed
07:16 Sat 22nd Apr 202312 answers, last by SlackAlice 08:55 Wed 26th Apr 2023
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Pond Life

1st man: Why are my fish hiding under the lily pads ? 2nd man, "I think they're a little koy"...
07:07 Fri 21st Apr 20231 answer, last by 1ozzy 07:22 Fri 21st Apr 2023
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What Do You Call...

A sunburnt Librarian ?. Well red. The Beano...
06:45 Thu 20th Apr 20231 answer, last by bhg481 06:50 Thu 20th Apr 2023
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Proes And Cons

Which is the best material for aquariums, glass or acrylic ?
20:57 Tue 11th Apr 20235 answers, last by Chipchopper 05:53 Fri 14th Apr 2023
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All That Glitters

What kind of pirates are best at digging up buried treasure ? Arrrchaeologists...
06:54 Tue 11th Apr 20232 answers, last by murraymints 06:56 Tue 11th Apr 2023
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Why Can't You Tell If There Is A Pterdactyle In The Bathroom ?

Because the P is silent...
07:49 Sat 08th Apr 2023
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Spawning Glory

What is the best kind of rice to go with fish ? Bass-marti of course...
08:49 Fri 07th Apr 2023
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Shubby Shabby

The creepy looking guy, who looks after the fruit and veg section at the supermarket, is Croce. His brother, who runs the deli counter is even grocer...
08:09 Sat 01st Apr 2023
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It Was The Final Straw -

when my garden gate just fell apart, so I decided to order a new one. Don't know when it will arrive though, it all hinges on the post....
07:59 Sat 01st Apr 20231 answer, last by murraymints 08:05 Sat 01st Apr 2023
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Yom Kipor

is in yom fridge
21:50 Fri 31st Mar 2023
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Somefin Fishy

A city gent ordered turbot in a top end, high class restaurant in Mayfair. Halfway through the meal, the waiter came over, and asked the gent: "how are you doing with the turbot, sir?" "It's brill,"...
08:03 Fri 31st Mar 20238 answers, last by mallyh 13:07 Fri 31st Mar 2023
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Jeez

I've just come back from a once in a lifetime holiday........ Never again!...
08:01 Sat 25th Mar 2023
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Thats Entertainment

There once was an Italian restaurant waiter who liked to sing and dance as he brought customers orders to their tables, "when you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray" No...
16:49 Fri 24th Mar 20232 answers, last by DTCwordfan 20:00 Fri 24th Mar 2023
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Out In The Sticks

A man, tired of the drudgery of city life, decides to take a break and take things at a slower pace at his uncle's farmstead for a week. On the first morning, the man was given a hearty breakfast, but...
08:45 Mon 20th Mar 20232 answers, last by maggiebee 12:20 Tue 21st Mar 2023
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The Full Monty

To those who like breakfast in bed. Do you have mushroom in there?...
11:55 Sun 19th Mar 2023
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Good Morning Worm Catchers!

Sunday morning. and I'm dusting down those shades. Happy Mother's Day to mothers everywhere. Take care folks...
08:03 Sun 19th Mar 20235 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:18 Sun 19th Mar 2023
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That Guy ,,,

Selling second hand radios down at the market, I just didn't like his tone
09:13 Sat 18th Mar 20236 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:45 Sat 18th Mar 2023
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"Twisting The Night Away"

The line "dancing with the chicken slacks" always made me chuckle...
09:03 Sat 18th Mar 202311 answers, last by Atheist 16:39 Sat 18th Mar 2023
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Wakey Wakey Chirpy Cheepers!

All quiet on the western front? Hope you're well, or aiming there. Take care folks...
08:21 Sat 18th Mar 202311 answers, last by Chipchopper 16:05 Sat 18th Mar 2023
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I Said To My Neighbour..

"That new fish that you put in your pond last week, it doesn't seem to have moved in days, is it okay?" Neighbour: "Sure it is, it's just a de koi"...
05:57 Fri 17th Mar 20233 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:58 Fri 17th Mar 2023

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