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Good Morning Early Worm Catchers

I'm almost wide awake, so that will do. Hope it all turns out well for you. Have a great day. Take care folks...
03:45 Thu 04th May 20232 answers, last by Redhelen72 11:39 Thu 04th May 2023
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A Fishy Tale

My local fish & chip shop has gone into liquidation. Sadly, the owner is stuck between a rock and a hard plaice...
09:39 Fri 28th Apr 20239 answers, last by Bazile 08:13 Sat 29th Apr 2023
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Where?

Where do snow men get their weather reports ? While, the winternet of course...
05:55 Tue 25th Apr 20231 answer, last by DTCwordfan 06:10 Tue 25th Apr 2023
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Camouflage

Hello, I'm a budding wildlife photographer, I want to hide in the woods and film wildlife close up. Does anyone have a spare fern leaf?. I'm asking for a frond...
05:15 Sun 23rd Apr 20239 answers, last by William51 16:24 Mon 01st May 2023
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What Should I Do ?

I think I'm addicted to seaweed
06:16 Sat 22nd Apr 202312 answers, last by SlackAlice 07:55 Wed 26th Apr 2023
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Pond Life

1st man: Why are my fish hiding under the lily pads ? 2nd man, "I think they're a little koy"...
06:07 Fri 21st Apr 20231 answer, last by 1ozzy 06:22 Fri 21st Apr 2023
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What Do You Call...

A sunburnt Librarian ?. Well red. The Beano...
05:45 Thu 20th Apr 20231 answer, last by bhg481 05:50 Thu 20th Apr 2023
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Proes And Cons

Which is the best material for aquariums, glass or acrylic ?
19:57 Tue 11th Apr 20235 answers, last by Chipchopper 04:53 Fri 14th Apr 2023
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All That Glitters

What kind of pirates are best at digging up buried treasure ? Arrrchaeologists...
05:54 Tue 11th Apr 20232 answers, last by murraymints 05:56 Tue 11th Apr 2023
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Why Can't You Tell If There Is A Pterdactyle In The Bathroom ?

Because the P is silent...
06:49 Sat 08th Apr 2023
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Spawning Glory

What is the best kind of rice to go with fish ? Bass-marti of course...
07:49 Fri 07th Apr 2023
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Shubby Shabby

The creepy looking guy, who looks after the fruit and veg section at the supermarket, is Croce. His brother, who runs the deli counter is even grocer...
07:09 Sat 01st Apr 2023
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It Was The Final Straw -

when my garden gate just fell apart, so I decided to order a new one. Don't know when it will arrive though, it all hinges on the post....
06:59 Sat 01st Apr 20231 answer, last by murraymints 07:05 Sat 01st Apr 2023
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Yom Kipor

is in yom fridge
20:50 Fri 31st Mar 2023
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Somefin Fishy

A city gent ordered turbot in a top end, high class restaurant in Mayfair. Halfway through the meal, the waiter came over, and asked the gent: "how are you doing with the turbot, sir?" "It's brill,"...
07:03 Fri 31st Mar 20238 answers, last by mallyh 12:07 Fri 31st Mar 2023
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Jeez

I've just come back from a once in a lifetime holiday........ Never again!...
07:01 Sat 25th Mar 2023
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Thats Entertainment

There once was an Italian restaurant waiter who liked to sing and dance as he brought customers orders to their tables, "when you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee, that's a moray" No...
15:49 Fri 24th Mar 20232 answers, last by DTCwordfan 19:00 Fri 24th Mar 2023
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Out In The Sticks

A man, tired of the drudgery of city life, decides to take a break and take things at a slower pace at his uncle's farmstead for a week. On the first morning, the man was given a hearty breakfast, but...
07:45 Mon 20th Mar 20232 answers, last by maggiebee 11:20 Tue 21st Mar 2023
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The Full Monty

To those who like breakfast in bed. Do you have mushroom in there?...
10:55 Sun 19th Mar 2023
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Good Morning Worm Catchers!

Sunday morning. and I'm dusting down those shades. Happy Mother's Day to mothers everywhere. Take care folks...
07:03 Sun 19th Mar 20235 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:18 Sun 19th Mar 2023

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