A hyena strolls up to the check in counter of the airport, and throws the rotting remains of a wildebeest onto the counter. The airport official shouts, "what the hell is this ?" and the hyena...
Scientists have finally found an alternative to plastic food packaging, from processing seaweed.
I'm wondering how soon, will this be rolled out, and also, is it possible for it to microwaveable ?...
A man peeks out of the bedroom window on a cold, grey winters morning, while his wife lays, still half asleep, in bed. She asks: "What's the weather like out there, Darling?" He replies, "It looks...
Is aged whiskey's significantly improved by great age ? For example, I ordered a 12 year single malt from a supermarket, which was substituted with a 5 year, aged one, of a different distillery....
I was having trouble getting off to sleep at night, so I went along to see my doctor, and he told me to lay myself in a position on the edge of the bed, and I should soon drop off.
The two survivors only got to 6" in my raised bed. I've now potted them up and returned them to the conservatory, where they started life, and I'm hoping they will over winter, and be ready to go next...
I wandered down the cheese aisle of my local supermarket in a dream-like state, and accidentally put my favourite Mexican cheese in someone else's shopping trolley. I was rudely brought to my senses...
I was walking past the police station yesterday when I saw a poster on the noticeboard saying "man wanted for robbery" So I decided to go in and apply for it....
A teacher asked her class of seven-year-olds: "If I had 6 apples in one hand and 4 in the other, other, how many apples would have"? Little Johnny Was first to raise his hand, and says"very big hands,...