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That Guy ,,,

Selling second hand radios down at the market, I just didn't like his tone
08:13 Sat 18th Mar 20236 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:45 Sat 18th Mar 2023
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"Twisting The Night Away"

The line "dancing with the chicken slacks" always made me chuckle...
08:03 Sat 18th Mar 202311 answers, last by Atheist 15:39 Sat 18th Mar 2023
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Wakey Wakey Chirpy Cheepers!

All quiet on the western front? Hope you're well, or aiming there. Take care folks...
07:21 Sat 18th Mar 202311 answers, last by Chipchopper 15:05 Sat 18th Mar 2023
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I Said To My Neighbour..

"That new fish that you put in your pond last week, it doesn't seem to have moved in days, is it okay?" Neighbour: "Sure it is, it's just a de koi"...
04:57 Fri 17th Mar 20233 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:58 Fri 17th Mar 2023
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The Fishermen

I met up with my mate down at the river, but he was on the opposite bank. All was going well until I realised that I forgot to pack some milk for my coffee. I called my mate and said, "chuck that...
07:50 Thu 16th Mar 20232 answers, last by Ken4155 14:51 Thu 16th Mar 2023
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Your Move

I was having breakfast in a hotel's snack bar, it was rather busy, due to a chess tournament being held in the town. A tall guy came in and sat opposite me, at the table, which had a gingham chequered...
10:03 Mon 13th Mar 2023
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Good Morning Cheepers

Hope you are doing well, or heading that way. Any plans afoot? Take care folks...
06:11 Mon 13th Mar 202313 answers, last by Chipchopper 12:22 Mon 13th Mar 2023
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Prickally Problem

Scientists and environmentalists are worried about the spread of invasive weeds growing in the Caribbean islands. One of the worst affected areas is known locally as "the Cuban thistle crisis"...
18:07 Sun 12th Mar 20231 answer, last by maggiebee 18:13 Sun 12th Mar 2023
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Good Morning Early Chirpers

Dark and wet out again, room for some improvement I reckon! My keyboard is looking more and more like a giant chocolate bar by the minute, as I sit waiting here for my grocery delivery. Hope you are...
05:34 Fri 10th Mar 20238 answers, last by choux 12:18 Fri 10th Mar 2023
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Watch It !

A guy was riding his bike to work, on his bike, when he was showered with grit by a council gritting lorry. "Just wait till I get my hands on you" he shouted through gritted teeth!...
07:24 Tue 07th Mar 2023
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Where

Question: Where do you go to weigh a pie ?. Answer: Somewhere over the rainbow....
06:59 Tue 07th Mar 20232 answers, last by Hopkirk 07:18 Tue 07th Mar 2023
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Mix Up

I knew a girl who once mixed jelly with superglue. I asked her what happened, but she said her lips were sealed......No, hang on a minute???...
07:00 Sat 04th Mar 2023
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I'm Getting Funny Looks

I asked my wife when her birthday was, she said "March 1st" So I Walked around the room a couple of times, and asked her again....
07:47 Tue 28th Feb 20231 answer, last by Old_Geezer 08:05 Tue 28th Feb 2023
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How Do They Hold Up ?

I said to a friend "What stops those ice houses, they build from caving in ?" He told me : "igloos them together"...
08:16 Wed 22nd Feb 20233 answers, last by FJDynamics 09:13 Wed 22nd Feb 2023
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Why Is It

I was thinking back to when I was a kid, and all the questions I used to ask my dad, he would do his best to answer them. I remember on a fishing trip, he took me on one early morning, just as the sun...
12:10 Mon 20th Feb 20231 answer, last by Canary42 21:37 Mon 20th Feb 2023
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Its Freezing!

Sooooo cold here, I had to go to the freezer to get an ice lolly to warm myself up a bit
08:07 Wed 08th Feb 20231 answer, last by 10ClarionSt 08:16 Wed 08th Feb 2023
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Party At The Zoo

There what was a big celebration at the zoo yesterday, due to experts claiming that one of a buffalo herd has got to the ripe old age of 200 years! A zoo official said "This is extremely rare for them...
10:03 Sat 04th Feb 20232 answers, last by Canary42 10:24 Sat 04th Feb 2023
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Water On Merury ?

Scientists now believe that water, exists in ice form on mercury, even though it is the closest planet to the sun. So, is it therefore feasible that water can be found somewhere between the two...
06:06 Sat 04th Feb 202325 answers, last by douglas9401 10:26 Mon 06th Feb 2023
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A Walk In The Park

A married couple was walking through a city park. Wife: "Just look at that drunk sitting there on the bench, swigging whisky from the bottle" Husband: "Who is that, he looks familiar ?. Wife: "Ten...
07:52 Thu 02nd Feb 20231 answer, last by murraymints 07:56 Thu 02nd Feb 2023
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Stingy Or What!

I just had to ask the guy behind the counter at the wet fish market stall, "why his portions were so small. He just laughed and said: "sorry, it's my work that makes me so shell-fish"...
09:13 Fri 27th Jan 2023

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