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Richie1976

Romantic Encounter

A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said 'Have you ever had a hug?' The man said 'No', so she gave...
09:27 Tue 30th Oct 20073 answers, last by confusedpete 19:28 Tue 30th Oct 2007
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Richie1976

Oral sex

Two OAP's having oral sex. He says, 'I can't stay down there, it stinks.' She says, 'It's my arthritis.' 'What in your f*nny?' 'No in my arm, I can't wipe my a*se.'
11:51 Tue 30th Oct 200720 answers, last by China Doll 17:42 Sat 03rd Nov 2007
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suedyer23

bill bloggs the bladder blower

has anyone heard of bill bloggs the bladder blower
15:00 Tue 30th Oct 20078 answers, last by Moleskin14 22:50 Wed 02nd Dec 2020
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confusedpete

name change

Can any body tell me how to change my user name,?as I think confused pete makes me sound , not alltogether there, I know I'm not all that bright but I would like to change to a better name, I posted...
09:27 Mon 29th Oct 20079 answers, last by confusedpete 11:57 Tue 30th Oct 2007
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ukanubatuba

Country sayings for being lazy

I need some country sayings for being lazy. Thanks
20:15 Sat 27th Oct 20078 answers, last by Littleowl 22:15 Wed 31st Oct 2007
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Pharlap

Racing car driver

A man goes to the doctor and says, " Doc, you've got to help me with my sex life. My wife thinks she's a racing car driver, when we're in bed her hand comes over, grabs hold of my John Thomas she rams...
16:47 Mon 29th Oct 20074 answers, last by weeal 22:07 Tue 30th Oct 2007
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football21

Lorry make

Whic h British lorrys were in Britain before the 1960's? ERF, Ford, Foden, Bedford. Was there a 3 wheeled British lorry?
17:37 Sun 28th Oct 20078 answers, last by Gromit 00:22 Wed 31st Oct 2007
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kp nonuts

Now come on you have to admit this

You all out there must have done this at least once in your lifes havent you
17:36 Sun 28th Oct 200723 answers, last by shanx 23:31 Thu 01st Nov 2007
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misssexy

anyone else horny?

anyone else horny?
22:39 Fri 26th Oct 20074 answers, last by confusedpete 17:27 Sun 28th Oct 2007
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fletcher.5

sex

who would like to have sex right now
01:29 Sun 28th Oct 20077 answers, last by emstown 17:18 Sun 28th Oct 2007
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meredith101

timing for a roast chicken?

Why does it always seem well ready way before the recommended roasting time? I use a circotherm oven but take 20 degrees C off the recommended heat.
18:06 Fri 26th Oct 20076 answers, last by hogmother 15:14 Sat 27th Oct 2007
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Ice-Maiden

Brick wall

How much would it cost to repair a 30ft. stretch of brick wall that's been crumbling and falling apart for years?
18:55 Mon 08th Oct 20074 answers, last by Ice-Maiden 23:13 Mon 08th Oct 2007
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lorla

Jamaica - where to go?!

Thanks to a suggestion from someone on this website, my fiance and I are considering honeymooning in Jamaica and have been doing some research with regards to where in Jamiaca to go but can't see any...
14:24 Fri 05th Oct 20076 answers, last by confusedpete 18:58 Mon 08th Oct 2007
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overheadplan

The Pyramids

A friend at work has been to Egypt this last week and has told me that access to the Pyramids will be barred as of later this month for 30 years, apparently it will be viewing from set view points...
23:35 Sat 06th Oct 20074 answers, last by munchie63 14:26 Tue 09th Oct 2007
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westonboy

Stop immigration for 5 years?

The UKIP party have called for a stop to immigration for 5 years, are they right?
19:03 Fri 05th Oct 200793 answers, last by flflflflflfl 15:19 Fri 19th Oct 2007
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confusedpete

inflight meals

has any body been on a flight and received a meal, although not paid for?, as every flight I have been on, every one on the aircroft has had meals, and I'm sure not everyone books it,
12:09 Sat 29th Sep 200712 answers, last by chazza 10:28 Mon 01st Oct 2007
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jammyp2

Pilot

Hello I want to become a pilot but I am coloured blind. Will this stop me from becoming one?
19:07 Thu 27th Sep 20075 answers, last by confusedpete 12:04 Sat 29th Sep 2007
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neo.

Current Affairs

Is anyone on here currently having an affair?
16:57 Sat 08th Sep 200716 answers, last by david1702198 13:42 Sun 14th Oct 2007
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confusedpete

Canary islands

can any one recomend a good resort for a holiday in the Canaries, preferably Gran canaria or lanzarote, the area must be reasonably flat as I have heart prob's, and reasonably quiet as my night club...
12:04 Sat 22nd Sep 20077 answers, last by EmEd1984 16:31 Mon 24th Sep 2007
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confusedpete

why not the BNP

Why do people cry down the BNP ? what is so bad about them?
19:21 Wed 29th Aug 200726 answers, last by Kromovaracun 16:32 Thu 20th Sep 2007

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