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Billy Piper

Is it just me or is Billy Piper pretty ugly? Whenever I say this people always seem to be shocked and say that she's amazingly pretty, I just don't get it. Surely her teeth are far too big and those...

curlyperm

life

Life...........like being a pubic hair on a toilet seat. You get ****** off eventually!

stokeace

cake

a bloke walked into a cake shop and asked for a lemon meringue only to be told they didnt have any.he then asked for a vanilla slice only to be told the same he then asked for a cream cake but again...

SupaStar

Automatic Cars

How good is an automatic car ? is it worth having one. Also, can driving instructors instruct on one ?

oldfashioned

Sunday night

hi there all you abers everybody happy or what.

ne1

Posh.

Does anyone think that by going blonde Posh will stop Becks from straying?

peppy

Reggae reggae sauce

Have you got yours yet ? Peter Jones was on the Chris Evans show on R2 the other day promoting it. It's in Sainsburys as we speak xx

jamesy boy

Slowest cake in the world...

We all know what the fastest cake in the world is ("Scone!"), but my colleague heard a joke about the slowest cake in the world, but can't remember what it is! Any ideas?

curlyperm

multiple usernames

i'm sure i'm not alone in thinking that you let far too many people have far too many 'alais's' i realise you not supposed to 'know' who your talking to , but when people have 3, 4 or more 'different'...

pussnboots

Richard Madeleys daughter.

Richard Madeley is furious that his daughter was mugged for her mobile, and rightly so, he said quote"Its totally unacceptable. It makes me so angry to think my little girl was attacked like that"...

4getmenot

All bow down to me

If my bloke play football for his local team does that make me a WAG?

legend759

snoring

how do you know if you snore? if youre asleep and folk say you do. but you havent heard it. and why dont you wake yourself up if its so loud?

gina32

louis walsh leaving x factor

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/64322 49.stm and kate thornton, is this good or bad

tallgirl35

I fancy my daughter's Teacher!!

Help...... please. I really like my daughter's teacher (he has told the class that he doesn't live with his kids - so obviously not with their mum). But, obviously he could have a new partner. He's a...

anotheoldgit

Top Gear

Did anyone watch Top Gear last night? where Jeremy Clarkeson and Co. made up 3 stretch limos by cutting standard cars in half and then welding a piece in the centre. They then drove these vehicles...

Leight0n

Grubs up!

The 8 year old boy whose been in all the papers becasue he weighs 14 stone, was asked in an interview what his favouse musical instument is at school. His aswer was "The dinner bell"

ems27

the coach trip C4

is this ever coming back ?

gina32

obese woman

http://www.itv.com/news/index_7e88c8bdbefacef9 9608f81424f1263a.html so whats the general feeling on this one, she doesnt seem to be helping herself, comfort eats, snacks, loves take aways....

Gromit

Paedophile spared from jail because she is a woman

A woman who sent a series of explicit text messages to a 13 year old boy has been spared from going to jail, partly because programmes for sex offenders are aimed solely at men....

davepashley

tv music themes

what music was used on the programme this is your life

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