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Bon jour

Sales of condoms in France plummeted when the England rugby squad proved that to fcuk 15 frogs you only need one Johnny.
14:57 Mon 15th Oct 20071 answer, last by keithlbw 20:15 Mon 15th Oct 2007
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Best mate

One day a man comes home from work early and finds his wife in bed with his best mate. He goes to the kitchen for a knife then stabs him to death. His wife said "that was a stupid thing to do, carry...
12:40 Mon 15th Oct 20071 answer, last by squarebear 15:52 Mon 15th Oct 2007
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Does your cat stutter?

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. "Human beings are the only animals that stutter", she says. A little girl raises her hand. "I had a kitty-cat who stuttered", she...
09:48 Tue 09th Oct 20071 answer, last by spottychops 09:29 Wed 10th Oct 2007
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Blonde joke

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female boss who always goes home early. "Hey, girls," says the brunette one day, "let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never...
09:25 Tue 09th Oct 20072 answers, last by spottychops 09:30 Wed 10th Oct 2007
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The pet shop.

Precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks "Excuthe me, do you have any widdle wabbits" The shopkeepers heart melts, he gets down on one knee and says "Do you want a widdle white wabbit or a...
16:40 Wed 26th Sep 20071 answer, last by dolly pond 20:43 Wed 26th Sep 2007
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Spiders

Having just moved from the suburbs of north London to (almost) countryside of Norfolk we have been greeted with many forms of wildlife we previously only saw in books. Unfortunately there are many...
18:59 Sat 15th Sep 200717 answers, last by dilligaf 14:03 Sun 16th Sep 2007
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Learning to drive

Just out of interest how many on AB who are learning to drive check their instructors licence. A fully qualified instructor should, while giving instruction, display a green badge (issued by the DSA)...
17:17 Fri 14th Sep 20071 answer, last by alijangra 18:15 Fri 14th Sep 2007
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Last night at the proms.

As usual excellent but what happened to Rule Britania? did I miss it ?
22:38 Sat 08th Sep 200722 answers, last by Octavius 10:25 Thu 13th Sep 2007
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Peanuts.

Little Sally comes home from school and says to her mum.....................David showed me his willy at break today, it was like a peanut. Her mum asked ........is that because it was very small?...
14:45 Tue 04th Sep 20072 answers, last by Neilzulu1 21:40 Wed 05th Sep 2007
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Help.

I think Ethel has kidnapped Norman and has him locked away somewhere denying him the use of a PC so she can give the first answer?
18:12 Thu 30th Aug 20074 answers, last by Ethel 18:28 Sat 01st Sep 2007
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The egg

There was once an Englishman and a Scotsman who lived next door to each other. The Englishman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hens eggs for breakfast. One...
10:07 Wed 29th Aug 20071 answer, last by burston 10:53 Mon 03rd Sep 2007
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Where are you Norman?

Where are you? On holiday or what? You have missed a few good uns recently. Sadly missed.
19:43 Fri 24th Aug 20071 answer, last by Panic Button 21:27 Sat 25th Aug 2007
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Jahovas witness

What do you think about the child abuser who walked free from court today? Was the magistrate a JW as well? How does this sort of thing happen. Do magistrates live on the same planet as us mortals? It...
22:51 Thu 23rd Aug 200711 answers, last by whippetycros 22:14 Fri 24th Aug 2007
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Peugeot 406 3L (1999)

Since having a new cambelt fitted there is a small knocking from the nearside front during normal driving when going over small bumps. Sounds like a ball bouncing. Had bottom ball joints, brakes and...
22:44 Tue 21st Aug 20072 answers, last by david1702198 19:05 Wed 22nd Aug 2007
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Hanging paintings

Is there a set height paintings should be hung ? I am 6 ft tall, my wife 5 ft. We are of the opinion that the painting should be hung where the viewer, when looking straight ahead would focus on the...
17:47 Fri 17th Aug 20074 answers, last by dilligaf 16:23 Sat 18th Aug 2007
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old man

A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better... I Have a 22-year old bride who is pregnant with my child.What do you think of that?" The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who...
09:12 Thu 09th Aug 20073 answers, last by dolly pond 08:49 Fri 10th Aug 2007
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Banned jokes

Had a lot banned just because they are not PC. Have now given up. Go to www.kineticnorth. Enjoy!!
19:10 Mon 06th Aug 20071 answer, last by Neilzulu1 22:09 Fri 10th Aug 2007

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