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Three old ladies

Three old, mischievous grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home. About then, an old grandpa walked by and one of the old grandmas yelled out saying, "We bet we can tell exactly how old...
10:54 Sat 26th Apr 20083 answers, last by logic 13:40 Sun 27th Apr 2008
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The light

A 76-year-old man goes for a physical. All of his tests come back with normal results. The doctor says, 'Harry, everything looks great. How are you doing mentally and emotionally? Are you at peace...
10:49 Sat 26th Apr 2008
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The photo

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed. He begins to worry. "Is this your husband?" he nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling...
10:44 Sat 26th Apr 20082 answers, last by squarebear 10:54 Mon 28th Apr 2008
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ello ello

The SAS, the Parachute Regiment and the Police decide to go on a survivalweekend together to see who comes out on top. After some basic exercises thetrainer tells them that their next objective is to...
15:56 Sun 06th Apr 2008
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Another beer

Man comes home and says to wife "Quick, get me a beer before it starts"...........He drinks it and says to his wife "Quick get me a beer before it starts"...............She dutifully gets him a beer...
15:22 Sat 05th Apr 20081 answer, last by DIZDABIZ 15:23 Sat 05th Apr 2008
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Odd one out

Which is the odd one out ? A washing machine.................................................................... A bath...
18:52 Fri 28th Mar 2008
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Another Heather Mills joke

Whats the difference between Heather Mills and Northern Rock One has 25 million , is on its last leg and fcuks old people for their savings. The other is a Building Society.
12:29 Sun 23rd Mar 20081 answer, last by ll_billym 20:15 Wed 26th Mar 2008
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Another gold rush ?

The Welsh are celebrating their new found wealth. It seems some copper has been found in Snowdonia.
14:29 Sat 15th Mar 20085 answers, last by Neilzulu1 09:32 Thu 20th Mar 2008
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Old fokes at home

Had my first gig as a stand up comedian last night at an old peoples home. They didn't get any of my jokes but they still pi55ed themselves.
15:11 Thu 28th Feb 20083 answers, last by fagidill 18:44 Tue 11th Mar 2008
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Confessions

Bert was dying, his wife Becky was by his side. "Becky" he said in a tired voice. "There's something I must confess." "Shhh, there's nothing to confess, everything's all right." "No I must die in...
13:48 Sat 26th Jan 20081 answer, last by The Maestro 20:53 Thu 31st Jan 2008
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A free pint?

Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn'have a lot of money between them, they could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea' He went next door to the...
12:47 Wed 16th Jan 20081 answer, last by 4GS 12:49 Wed 16th Jan 2008
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Poker game

----------------------------------------------------------------------------- FLORIDIAN POKER Six retired Floridians were playing poker in the condo clubhouse when Meyerwitz loses $500 on a single...
12:23 Wed 16th Jan 2008
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A bad day?

So you think you are having a bad day? Imagine this: You are a Siamese twin joined at the hip with your brother who is gay. You are straight he is not and his lover is coming over.......and you only...
21:23 Thu 06th Dec 200710 answers, last by perigra 18:43 Sat 08th Dec 2007
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Gone missin?

John Darwin has just walked into a police station after being missing for 5 years and presumed dead. He said " thats the last time I go on holiday with the McCanns"
21:18 Thu 06th Dec 20073 answers, last by Myriad2112 21:52 Thu 06th Dec 2007
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Max Headroom

Here is one for the oldies? Who saw Max Headroom? What happened to him? Surely he deserves another showing.
20:20 Sat 01st Dec 20075 answers, last by bill preston 11:19 Tue 04th Dec 2007
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Tings aint wot they used ti be

Mary, the youngest member of many generations of prostitutes returns home one morning. Mum asks "How did you get on" Mary replies " a good night ending up with ?150 for a bl0w job" Mum replies "In my...
20:34 Wed 28th Nov 20073 answers, last by Skreecheeboy 17:47 Thu 29th Nov 2007
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Life after death

Paddy dies, goes to hell and meets the Devi who gives him the choice of going through one of three doors to spend the rest of eternity. Paddy looks into door one and sees people being dipped into...
10:15 Wed 28th Nov 20073 answers, last by brian j john 19:12 Wed 28th Nov 2007
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Help wanted

Zeboa, a poor African boy has only one leg and has to cycle 7 miles to school every morning. If you could donate just ?2...
18:20 Thu 25th Oct 20072 answers, last by gsr600 12:21 Sun 28th Oct 2007
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Hillbillies

NEVER CHOKE IN A SOUTHERN RESTAURANT... Two hillbillies walk into a restaurant. After ordering their cornbread and beans, they talk about the latest addition to their junkyard business. Suddenly, a...
09:21 Sat 20th Oct 20075 answers, last by bensmum 21:32 Wed 24th Oct 2007
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A proposal

When being interviewed about marriage, Paul McCartney was asked "would you go down on one knee again?" Paul replied " I wish you would call her Heather"
10:52 Thu 18th Oct 20073 answers, last by Maggoty 14:17 Thu 18th Oct 2007

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