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My Mate!

My mate needed a bone marrow transplant They found a match in Argentina The operation was a success Our thanks go out to Diego Marrow Donor...

webbo3

The Lovely Left

Corbyn and McDonnell's Momentum thugs at it again, whay are they hiding their faces, what have they got to hide, basically they are doing the exact thing they accuse the far right of....

Voltage

A Woman In A Bar!

A hot woman came up to me in a bar & said, "Do you want me to show you good time?" I said, "Yes please!!!" Then she ran 100m in 9.73 seconds...

Chipchopper

Gate Crasher

I was mortified when I saw the driver of the refuse collection truck reverse right into my garden gate. I decided not to say anything about his poor driving just in case he took a fence!...

wolf63

Trump And The Parrot

Trump parrot During a lull over a recent state dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with the Secretary of State. "You know, I bought Donald a parrot for his birthday in June. That bird is soo...

mikey4444

Prostate Cancer Deaths Overtake Those From Breast Cancer

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-42890405 "The number of men dying from prostate cancer has overtaken female deaths from breast cancer for the first time in the UK, figures show" So, is it now time...

Garaman

Would You Go To Watch A Hologram Tour?

This might be the future, perhaps better than tribute acts!...

murraymints

Kiri

Well what a soppy disappointing ending..

Patsy33

Owls

Why don’t owls try mating in the rain? Because it’s too wet to woo....

spathiphyllum

If A Man Opens The Car Door For His Wife...

... you can be sure of one thing... Either the car is new or the wife is....

Voltage

In An Elevator!

This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator. I was staring at her boobs and she said "can you Press One please" So I did... I don't remember much after that....

Patsy33

Speeding Camera

I just got a photo from a speeding camera through the mail. I sent it right back – way too expensive and really bad quality...

Voltage

Buying A Goldfish!

I went in to a pet shop. I said, “Can I buy a goldfish?” The guy said, “Do you want an aquarium?” I said, “I don’t care what star sign it is.”...

emmie

Brendan Cole Is Sacked From Strictly

which is a pity, he's been there 13 years, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-42871612...

Chipchopper

Traffic Report

An articulated lorry shed its load of onions, all over the M1 motorway earlier today. Police have advised motorists to find a hard shoulder to cry on...

emmie

The Rise Of Anti Semitism In France

this appears to be on the increase, http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-42880565...

Patsy33

Woodwork

DIY is enjoying a boom, the popularity of woodwork is sawing....

Patsy33

Hawaiians

You can’t trust Hawaiians, their i’s are too close together....

Voltage

The Wife Again!

My wife said “I’ve had it with your silly remarks about my weight. I’m leaving you!” “But honey, what about our child?” “What child?!” “Oh, so you’re not pregnant?”...

malagabob

Book Your Holiday Sun Bed Via Thomas Cook

Apparently Thomas Cook are offering their customers a way of reserving their sunbed at their hotels for the duration of their holiday. Doubt TUI will do the same.

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My Mate!

The Lovely Left

A Woman In A Bar!

Gate Crasher

Trump And The Parrot

Prostate Cancer Deaths Overtake Those From Breast Cancer

Would You Go To Watch A Hologram Tour?

Kiri

Owls

If A Man Opens The Car Door For His Wife...

In An Elevator!

Speeding Camera

Buying A Goldfish!

Brendan Cole Is Sacked From Strictly

Traffic Report

The Rise Of Anti Semitism In France

Woodwork

Hawaiians

The Wife Again!

Book Your Holiday Sun Bed Via Thomas Cook

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