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Dad Joke Of The Day

My friend Jack says he can communicate with vegetables. jack and the beans talk....
07:15 Sun 23rd Oct 202211 answers, last by DTCwordfan 00:33 Mon 24th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My girlfriend borrowed £100 from me when we started going out. We've just split up, and she gave me the £100 back. I've lost interest in that relationship....
07:53 Sat 22nd Oct 202210 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 16:39 Sat 22nd Oct 2022
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Steven Gerrard

Hey Tony, if you've finished with him can we have him?
08:13 Fri 21st Oct 202213 answers, last by tonyav 23:06 Fri 21st Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Bread is like the sun. It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist....
07:40 Fri 21st Oct 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 16:25 Fri 21st Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My postie said he's off to Spain on holiday. He didn't seem impressed when I asked if he was going to Parcelona. He reckons for good jokes, it's all about the delivery....
08:01 Thu 20th Oct 20225 answers, last by mallyh 11:45 Thu 20th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I'm never jogging behind a council vehicle in winter again, he said through gritted teeth.
09:41 Wed 19th Oct 20227 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 17:24 Wed 19th Oct 2022
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Dartford Protesters

With the protesters causing traffic problems by scaling the Dartford bridge, I can't help wondering why the authorities don't just ignore them and let the traffic flow freely. At most close off lane 1...
17:45 Tue 18th Oct 202245 answers, last by FatticusInch 11:18 Wed 19th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me, it means a lot....
06:54 Tue 18th Oct 20227 answers, last by William51 19:12 Thu 20th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I hear they have updated the children's game. I spy with my little iPhone....
07:33 Mon 17th Oct 20226 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 14:16 Mon 17th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I, for one, like Roman numerals.
06:43 Sun 16th Oct 202219 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 08:29 Mon 17th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs - they’re always taking things literally....
07:31 Sat 15th Oct 20225 answers, last by murraymints 07:49 Sat 15th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My grief counsellor died the other day. He was so good, I didn't give a ***....
06:41 Fri 14th Oct 20226 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:00 Fri 14th Oct 2022
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Grand Designs

Do the people building the houses get any payment to feature on Grand Designs?
21:53 Thu 13th Oct 20223 answers, last by Hopkirk 07:15 Fri 14th Oct 2022
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Dad Jokes Of The Day

To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts. To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket. You can't run but you can hide. To the person while stole my...
07:10 Thu 13th Oct 202210 answers, last by Aysha123 11:50 Tue 10th Jan 2023
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Kate, Princess Of Wales.

Was Kate a princess before the recent elevation, or was she just a humble duchess?
14:26 Wed 12th Oct 202210 answers, last by Canary42 18:46 Wed 12th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

To the person who stole my bed. I won't rest until I find you....
08:29 Wed 12th Oct 20229 answers, last by jno 13:53 Wed 12th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I have been telling my son my dad jokes since he was five years old. He's all groaned up now...
08:11 Tue 11th Oct 20226 answers, last by Spicerack 07:57 Wed 12th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I've just bought Spiderman pyjamas. I hope he likes them....
07:18 Mon 10th Oct 202212 answers, last by Spicerack 12:08 Mon 10th Oct 2022
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Erling Haaland

Erling Haaland was born in Leeds. Quick! Give him a British passport....
08:15 Sun 09th Oct 202218 answers, last by DTCwordfan 16:24 Sun 09th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I'll tell you what makes my blood boil. Faulty space suits....
06:59 Sun 09th Oct 202212 answers, last by Spicerack 12:47 Mon 10th Oct 2022

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