My girlfriend borrowed £100 from me when we started going out.
We've just split up, and she gave me the £100 back.
I've lost interest in that relationship....
My postie said he's off to Spain on holiday. He didn't seem impressed when I asked if he was going to Parcelona.
He reckons for good jokes, it's all about the delivery....
With the protesters causing traffic problems by scaling the Dartford bridge, I can't help wondering why the authorities don't just ignore them and let the traffic flow freely. At most close off lane 1...
To the person who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts. To the man in the wheelchair who stole my camouflage jacket. You can't run but you can hide. To the person while stole my...
