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Dad Joke Of The Day

Coming soon: Star Wars 12 Luke needs a walker....
08:43 Sat 26th Nov 20226 answers, last by Hopkirk 22:50 Sat 26th Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freakin' blue...
07:43 Fri 25th Nov 20228 answers, last by DTCwordfan 08:40 Fri 25th Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Intelligence is like underwear. Great to have, but no need to show it off....
07:46 Thu 24th Nov 20227 answers, last by mallyh 14:11 Thu 24th Nov 2022
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I'm So Unlucky

In the office World Cup sweepstake, I drew Italy.
08:37 Wed 23rd Nov 20224 answers, last by emmie 08:46 Wed 23rd Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

If it walks like a duck and talks like a duck - you're drunk. Ducks don't talk....
07:48 Wed 23rd Nov 20228 answers, last by Spicerack 10:11 Wed 23rd Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Dad puns. That's how eye roll....
07:55 Tue 22nd Nov 20221 answer, last by Patsy33 11:48 Tue 22nd Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

It only takes one therapist to change a light bulb. But it must want to change....
08:42 Mon 21st Nov 20223 answers, last by Patsy33 14:51 Mon 21st Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

The only bad thing about my six figure salary is the decimal point.
08:41 Sun 20th Nov 20225 answers, last by jno 16:02 Sun 20th Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
08:40 Sat 19th Nov 202215 answers, last by Patsy33 12:53 Sat 19th Nov 2022
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Beer In Stadiums

Can you buy beer in a British football stadiums? What's all the fuss about in Qatar?...
00:32 Sat 19th Nov 202224 answers, last by Zacs-Master 09:59 Sat 19th Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I tried to play frisbee with my dog. No good. I need a flatter dog....
08:19 Fri 18th Nov 20226 answers, last by Chipchopper 14:18 Fri 18th Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I've been trying to talk to my fish about his feelings, but he's being a little koi.
07:49 Thu 17th Nov 202215 answers, last by Chipchopper 10:50 Thu 17th Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Autocorrect is my worst enema.
08:56 Wed 16th Nov 20229 answers, last by DTCwordfan 15:01 Wed 16th Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

A chicken came up to me and said "I can't find my eggs" I said "you've probably mislaid them"...
08:18 Tue 15th Nov 202212 answers, last by emmie 09:03 Tue 15th Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My mate's wife was dancing on a table. "Good legs" I said "Do you really think so?" "Oh yes, most others would have collapsed under that weight"...
08:41 Mon 14th Nov 20225 answers, last by Chipchopper 20:30 Mon 14th Nov 2022
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Your First Bike

What was the colour of your first bike? Tell us a bit about it....
19:04 Sun 13th Nov 202234 answers, last by SlackAlice 22:44 Mon 14th Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

A policeman pulled me over and said "papers!". I replied "scissors" and drove off....
08:33 Sun 13th Nov 20224 answers, last by DTCwordfan 09:04 Sun 13th Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My daughter said she wanted a Cinderella themed party. So I made her and her friends clean the house....
08:48 Sat 12th Nov 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 09:14 Sat 12th Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I asked my girlfriend when her birthday was. She said "March first". So I walked around the room, and asked her again....
08:13 Fri 11th Nov 202215 answers, last by Hopkirk 13:34 Fri 11th Nov 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife told me she would leave me if I didn't stop singing "I'm a Believer". I thought she was joking. Then I saw her face....
08:32 Thu 10th Nov 202213 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 15:47 Thu 10th Nov 2022

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