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I'll tell you what makes my blood boil. Faulty space suits....
05:59 Sun 09th Oct 202212 answers, last by Spicerack 11:47 Mon 10th Oct 2022
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Hopkirk

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I've got a friend who has fallen in love with two school bags. He's bisatchel....
06:43 Sat 08th Oct 202213 answers, last by William51 05:53 Thu 13th Oct 2022
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I met a gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants. It was Weggie Kray....
06:12 Fri 07th Oct 20225 answers, last by William51 08:03 Mon 10th Oct 2022
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A lorry containing Vicks Sinex spray has crashed. Police say there will be no congestion for eight hours....
05:51 Thu 06th Oct 202212 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 09:16 Thu 06th Oct 2022
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I recently entered a competition to see who has gained most weight and lost most hair. Obviously it wasn't called that, it was advertised as a school reunion....
06:00 Wed 05th Oct 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 12:46 Wed 05th Oct 2022
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I used to live hand to mouth. Do you know what changed my life? Cutlery....
08:15 Tue 04th Oct 20225 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 13:51 Tue 04th Oct 2022
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The furniture salesman assured me the sofa I was looking at would seat four people without any problems. Then it occurred to me I don't think I know four people without any problems....
06:57 Mon 03rd Oct 202211 answers, last by Chipchopper 00:42 Tue 04th Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My neighbour makes sports equipment in his shed late at night, which is really annoying. He's always making a racket.
06:12 Sun 02nd Oct 202216 answers, last by mallyh 12:50 Sun 02nd Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My French pen friend just said "Le Monde". That means the world to me....
08:13 Sat 01st Oct 20225 answers, last by Patsy33 08:49 Sat 01st Oct 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My attempts to combine nitrous oxide with Oxo cubes made me a laughing stock.
06:06 Fri 30th Sep 20228 answers, last by Patsy33 09:34 Fri 30th Sep 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife left me because of my gambling addiction, but I know I can win her back...
08:38 Thu 29th Sep 202210 answers, last by Spicerack 11:15 Thu 29th Sep 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

50 per cent of people who go to watch The Cure end up watching Placebo, but enjoy it just as much.
05:49 Wed 28th Sep 20223 answers, last by Chipchopper 06:41 Thu 29th Sep 2022
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I spent yesterday morning building a time machine, so that's four and a half hours of my life I'm definitely getting back.
06:11 Tue 27th Sep 20224 answers, last by Ken4155 08:24 Tue 27th Sep 2022
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Yesterday I went swanning around the town centre. I hissed at people, and broke a man's arm....
05:53 Mon 26th Sep 202223 answers, last by Chipchopper 11:50 Mon 26th Sep 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I'm no good at dwarf impressions, but hey-ho.
05:42 Sun 25th Sep 20229 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 06:56 Sun 25th Sep 2022
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The police were hunting a burglar who regularly stole musical instruments. The guy they stopped denied it was him, but they found the lute on him....
05:57 Sat 24th Sep 202219 answers, last by Canary42 13:41 Sat 24th Sep 2022
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Dave drowned, so at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. Well, it's what he would have wanted....
06:02 Fri 23rd Sep 20229 answers, last by Patsy33 10:47 Fri 23rd Sep 2022
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My friend said she thought that all brushes and brooms are useless. I thought "that's a sweeping statement"...
06:12 Thu 22nd Sep 20224 answers, last by Patsy33 12:01 Thu 22nd Sep 2022
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I owe so much money to my herb seller that he's threatening to send round the bay leaf...
05:55 Wed 21st Sep 202213 answers, last by Patsy33 10:51 Wed 21st Sep 2022
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Yes, we are back in business I used to be into ham radio, but all I could hear was crackling....
06:04 Tue 20th Sep 202213 answers, last by Ken4155 08:31 Tue 20th Sep 2022

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