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Dad Joke Of The Day

What did the man with dyslexia order at his local Italian restaurant? Tapas....
07:06 Tue 02nd Aug 20228 answers, last by Ken4155 09:44 Tue 02nd Aug 2022
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Hopkirk

Dad Joke Of The Day

I need a change of career, and can't decide whether to be a hairdresser or a short story writer. I'll toss a coin. Heads or tales....
06:40 Mon 01st Aug 20226 answers, last by jno 12:46 Mon 01st Aug 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Yesterday I spotted an albino Dalmatian. It was the least I could do for it....
06:51 Sun 31st Jul 202214 answers, last by William51 18:47 Sun 31st Jul 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Jokes about feet are corny, but jokes about eyes are cornea.
06:14 Sat 30th Jul 202217 answers, last by piggynose 16:37 Sat 30th Jul 2022
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Sarina Wiegman

If my EFL team decides they need to replace the manager in a couple of months (quite likely), should they consider the Lionesses manager Sarina Wiegman?
13:36 Fri 29th Jul 20229 answers, last by Peter Pedant 14:19 Fri 29th Jul 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I set my son the task of learning the alphabet in Morse code. He came to me after a few hours and said "did it Da Da"...
06:33 Fri 29th Jul 20226 answers, last by William51 16:40 Sat 30th Jul 2022
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Vanessa Feltz

Was it her choice to go, or was she pushed?
22:16 Thu 28th Jul 202217 answers, last by Hopkirk 07:19 Fri 29th Jul 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I was just thinking, I've never finished a painting. I've got a black belt in partial arts....
07:07 Thu 28th Jul 202210 answers, last by Patsy33 09:50 Thu 28th Jul 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

A genie offered to make any wish come true. I said I just wanted to be happy. Now I'm really short, live in the woods with six other men and mine diamonds all day long....
07:24 Wed 27th Jul 20229 answers, last by Chipchopper 07:00 Thu 28th Jul 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

It's sad that so little is made in the UK any more. I just bought a radio and it says "built in antenna" I don't even know where that is....
08:14 Tue 26th Jul 202212 answers, last by Patsy33 10:23 Tue 26th Jul 2022
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David Hasselhoff Is Alive

Just wanted this to appear in "latest posts"...
07:03 Mon 25th Jul 20225 answers, last by maggiebee 11:27 Mon 25th Jul 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Imagine the Titanic with a lisp. It's unthinkable....
06:57 Mon 25th Jul 20226 answers, last by Chipchopper 09:58 Mon 25th Jul 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I went for an audition for a play, and my friends told me to break a leg. I ended up in a cast....
06:56 Sun 24th Jul 202212 answers, last by Patsy33 10:53 Sun 24th Jul 2022
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White Chocolate

Yes or no?
17:40 Sat 23rd Jul 202235 answers, last by Gill1941 09:24 Sun 24th Jul 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I hate it when people wear unusual or obscure colognes. I just wish they'd use common scents....
07:00 Sat 23rd Jul 20226 answers, last by Patsy33 11:14 Sat 23rd Jul 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

The CEO of IKEA was elected president of Sweden this week. He's still assembling his cabinet....
08:10 Fri 22nd Jul 20227 answers, last by Patsy33 10:50 Fri 22nd Jul 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

"Doctor, you've got to help me. I can't stop my hands from shaking" "Do you drink a lot?" "Not really, I spill most of it."...
06:50 Thu 21st Jul 202211 answers, last by Patsy33 12:28 Thu 21st Jul 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I had to resign from my job as an ice cream taste tester. I couldn't do sundaes....
08:26 Wed 20th Jul 202211 answers, last by Ken4155 10:07 Wed 20th Jul 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

A locksmith had to go to court today to give evidence. Apparently he is a key witness....
06:49 Tue 19th Jul 20227 answers, last by maggiebee 10:47 Tue 19th Jul 2022
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I used to be addicted to the Hokey Cokey, but then I turned myself around.
06:54 Mon 18th Jul 20225 answers, last by William51 21:19 Thu 21st Jul 2022

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