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An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a...
06:18 Sat 08th Apr 20232 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 08:11 Sat 08th Apr 2023
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Black And White Tvs

Is anyone still actually using one?
08:40 Fri 07th Apr 20239 answers, last by bhg481 09:04 Fri 07th Apr 2023
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I just got nine out of ten on my driving test. The last guy was able to get out of the way....
07:42 Fri 07th Apr 20238 answers, last by William51 09:03 Sun 09th Apr 2023
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Snakes On A Plane

BBC News - South Africa snake on plane: Deadly cobra in cockpit forces emergency landing https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-65188013 They still haven't found it!...
12:58 Wed 05th Apr 20236 answers, last by Ken4155 13:41 Wed 05th Apr 2023
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A friend of mine has been suffering from paranoid delusions, and now he thinks he's a chocolate orange. I'm worried he's going to be sectioned. Poor Terry....
07:31 Wed 05th Apr 20236 answers, last by mallyh 16:42 Wed 05th Apr 2023
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I took a poll recently, and 100% of people were quite annoyed that their tent had fallen down.
14:36 Tue 04th Apr 20233 answers, last by johnny.5 06:11 Wed 05th Apr 2023
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I read a book about Teflon, but it contained no frictional characters.
08:02 Mon 03rd Apr 20235 answers, last by Patsy33 17:58 Mon 03rd Apr 2023
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At my job interview they wanted to know if I perform under pressure. I said no but I do a pretty good bohemian rhapsody....
09:18 Sun 02nd Apr 20237 answers, last by mallyh 11:58 Mon 03rd Apr 2023
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I once ran a marathon in Sweden. I knew I was lost when I crossed the Finnish line....
09:53 Sat 01st Apr 202311 answers, last by dustypuss 11:50 Sun 02nd Apr 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Yesterday a girl told me I had a face like the back of a boat. I didn't reply, but I gave her a stern look....
06:39 Fri 31st Mar 202316 answers, last by Patsy33 10:35 Fri 31st Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

The mother in law came round for dinner and asked why the dog was staring at her. I told her it was because she was using his plate....
07:13 Thu 30th Mar 20236 answers, last by Ken4155 12:55 Thu 30th Mar 2023
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I farted in the Apple store and the assistant went crazy. I said it's not my fault you don't have windows....
06:50 Wed 29th Mar 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 12:51 Wed 29th Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Man: When I get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: I clean the toilet Man: How does that help? Wife: I use your toothbrush...
06:50 Tue 28th Mar 20237 answers, last by Patsy33 14:21 Tue 28th Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

How do birds know that scarecrows aren't human? Because they are not staring at phones....
06:48 Mon 27th Mar 20231 answer, last by DTCwordfan 07:37 Mon 27th Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

1. Going to bed early 2. Not leaving my house 3. Not going to a party My childhood punishments have become my adult goals....
08:59 Sun 26th Mar 20235 answers, last by Ken4155 16:25 Sun 26th Mar 2023
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I was reading a book about fish. I only put it down for a minute. Now I can't find my plaice (Credit to fellow ABer Dustypuss)...
11:17 Sat 25th Mar 20237 answers, last by Patsy33 14:11 Sat 25th Mar 2023
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Why do scuba divers roll backwards out of the boat? It's because if they rolled forwards, they would still be in the boat....
10:37 Fri 24th Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What do you call birds that stick together? Velcrows....
08:02 Thu 23rd Mar 20238 answers, last by mallyh 14:04 Thu 23rd Mar 2023
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I shouldn't brag, but I made six figures last month. I do love my Lego....
08:15 Wed 22nd Mar 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 14:08 Wed 22nd Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I turned down the caretaker who wanted to smoke weed with me. I can't deal with high maintenance people....
07:51 Tue 21st Mar 20234 answers, last by mallyh 12:57 Tue 21st Mar 2023

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