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Dad Joke Of The Day

If Mr Spock has got pointed ears, what has Mr Scott got? Engineers....
06:31 Sun 23rd Apr 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 09:09 Sun 23rd Apr 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I was so unpopular at school that they used to call me 'batteries'. I was never included....
05:43 Sat 22nd Apr 20236 answers, last by mallyh 12:06 Sat 22nd Apr 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Oliver Hardy: 'Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?' Stan Laurel: 'Sure, I've got an uncle. Why?' Oliver: 'Now we're getting somewhere. Is he living?' Stanley: 'No. He fell through a trap...
06:15 Wed 19th Apr 20233 answers, last by dustypuss 19:59 Thu 20th Apr 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered 'French Toast during the Renaissance'. Peter Kay...
06:33 Tue 18th Apr 20235 answers, last by dustypuss 15:35 Tue 18th Apr 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Friends of an old boy hire a lady of the night for his 90th birthday. She arrives at his door, throws open her coat, and says, “I’m here to give you super sex!” The old man thinks a second and says...
05:42 Mon 17th Apr 20233 answers, last by Ken4155 10:22 Mon 17th Apr 2023
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Are You Ready

for the alert?
13:56 Sun 16th Apr 202313 answers, last by William51 07:58 Mon 17th Apr 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

The wife’s mother said: ‘When you’re dead, I’ll dance on your grave.’ I said: ‘Good. I’m being buried at sea.’ Les Dawson...
07:25 Sun 16th Apr 20231 answer, last by William51 08:06 Mon 17th Apr 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music. Marcus Brigstocke...
07:13 Sat 15th Apr 20231 answer, last by Arksided 07:25 Sat 15th Apr 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?" The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now" Ronnie Barker...
06:27 Fri 14th Apr 20234 answers, last by Patsy33 10:58 Fri 14th Apr 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
05:42 Thu 13th Apr 20239 answers, last by DTCwordfan 17:14 Thu 13th Apr 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I know a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink and be Mary.
06:16 Wed 12th Apr 20232 answers, last by Patsy33 11:01 Wed 12th Apr 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Why are the Irish so wealthy? Because their capital is always Dublin.
06:21 Mon 10th Apr 20233 answers, last by Ken4155 06:54 Mon 10th Apr 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Once, my father came home and found me in front of a roaring fire. That made my father very mad, as we didn’t have a fireplace....
08:19 Sun 09th Apr 2023
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An exercise for people who are out of shape: Begin with a five-pound potato bag in each hand. Extend your arms straight out from your sides, hold them there for a full minute, and then relax. After a...
05:18 Sat 08th Apr 20232 answers, last by 10ClarionSt 07:11 Sat 08th Apr 2023
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Black And White Tvs

Is anyone still actually using one?
07:40 Fri 07th Apr 20239 answers, last by bhg481 08:04 Fri 07th Apr 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I just got nine out of ten on my driving test. The last guy was able to get out of the way....
06:42 Fri 07th Apr 20238 answers, last by William51 08:03 Sun 09th Apr 2023
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Snakes On A Plane

BBC News - South Africa snake on plane: Deadly cobra in cockpit forces emergency landing https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-65188013 They still haven't found it!...
11:58 Wed 05th Apr 20236 answers, last by Ken4155 12:41 Wed 05th Apr 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

A friend of mine has been suffering from paranoid delusions, and now he thinks he's a chocolate orange. I'm worried he's going to be sectioned. Poor Terry....
06:31 Wed 05th Apr 20236 answers, last by mallyh 15:42 Wed 05th Apr 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I took a poll recently, and 100% of people were quite annoyed that their tent had fallen down.
13:36 Tue 04th Apr 20233 answers, last by johnny.5 05:11 Wed 05th Apr 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I read a book about Teflon, but it contained no frictional characters.
07:02 Mon 03rd Apr 20235 answers, last by Patsy33 16:58 Mon 03rd Apr 2023

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