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My girlfriend treats me like a god… she ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something....
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Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll....
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I shouted into a colander yesterday. It strained my voice....
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In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him....
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I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down hills. Those were good years....
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I used to be into ham radio, but all I could hear was crackling.
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Not only is there no 'I' in team, there is no 'we' in chocolate.
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https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TaLTlCOXp14...
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I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was just trying to hit 'mute'....
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Is it time for Big Sam?
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If you care for too many dogs, you may get a roverdose.
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The chicken went to the gym to work on his pecks.
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Five ants rented a flat with five other ants. Now they're tenants together....
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as the title. Nothing else, just the name. Rod Stewart's 'Baby Jane' would be disqualified....
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My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns. Well, toucan play at that game.
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I really hate puns about elements in the periodic table. They should bury 'em....
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I can tell I'm getting old because my kids don't want to listen to Whitesnake with me, so here I go again on my own.
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Why do riot police get up super early? To beat the crowds....
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My kitchen floor is sticky, and I had to do something about it. So finally I went out and bought some slippers....
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My wife can't stop buying magazines. She's got issues....

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