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Dad Joke Of The Day

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two: One to screw it in most of the way and another to give it a surprise twist at the end....
06:42 Thu 23rd Feb 20236 answers, last by Ken4155 14:37 Mon 27th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My girlfriend treats me like a god… she ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something....
07:59 Wed 22nd Feb 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 11:18 Wed 22nd Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Not sure if you have noticed, but I love bad puns. That’s just how eye roll....
10:51 Tue 21st Feb 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 11:22 Tue 21st Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I shouted into a colander yesterday. It strained my voice....
07:38 Mon 20th Feb 20237 answers, last by Ken4155 09:38 Mon 20th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

In a freak accident today, a photographer was killed when a huge lump of cheddar landed on him. To be fair, the people who were being photographed did try to warn him....
07:43 Sun 19th Feb 20235 answers, last by Patsy33 13:40 Sun 19th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down hills. Those were good years....
06:51 Sat 18th Feb 20233 answers, last by Patsy33 10:58 Sat 18th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I used to be into ham radio, but all I could hear was crackling.
06:47 Fri 17th Feb 20238 answers, last by William51 08:34 Mon 20th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Not only is there no 'I' in team, there is no 'we' in chocolate.
08:31 Wed 15th Feb 20235 answers, last by mallyh 12:33 Wed 15th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TaLTlCOXp14...
11:06 Tue 14th Feb 20235 answers, last by Patsy33 13:12 Tue 14th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I didn't mean to push all your buttons. I was just trying to hit 'mute'....
07:21 Mon 13th Feb 20234 answers, last by dustypuss 14:40 Fri 10th Mar 2023
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Southampton

Is it time for Big Sam?
15:06 Sun 12th Feb 202312 answers, last by Hopkirk 10:11 Mon 13th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

If you care for too many dogs, you may get a roverdose.
08:17 Sun 12th Feb 20234 answers, last by mallyh 09:01 Sun 12th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

The chicken went to the gym to work on his pecks.
07:56 Sat 11th Feb 20237 answers, last by ZebuSanctuary 17:19 Sat 11th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Five ants rented a flat with five other ants. Now they're tenants together....
15:08 Fri 10th Feb 20234 answers, last by murraymints 05:25 Sat 11th Feb 2023
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Songs With Just A Girl's Name

as the title. Nothing else, just the name. Rod Stewart's 'Baby Jane' would be disqualified....
12:21 Thu 09th Feb 2023302 answers, last by Hopkirk 07:31 Fri 10th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My wife blocked me on Facebook because I post too many bird puns. Well, toucan play at that game.
06:38 Thu 09th Feb 202316 answers, last by johnny.5 17:04 Thu 09th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I really hate puns about elements in the periodic table. They should bury 'em....
06:34 Wed 08th Feb 20237 answers, last by johnny.5 09:22 Wed 08th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I can tell I'm getting old because my kids don't want to listen to Whitesnake with me, so here I go again on my own.
06:52 Tue 07th Feb 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:36 Tue 07th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Why do riot police get up super early? To beat the crowds....
08:12 Mon 06th Feb 20235 answers, last by dustypuss 14:57 Mon 06th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My kitchen floor is sticky, and I had to do something about it. So finally I went out and bought some slippers....
08:01 Sat 04th Feb 20235 answers, last by mallyh 12:54 Sat 04th Feb 2023

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