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Dad Joke Of The Day

My teacher said, “Name two pronouns.” I answered, “Who, me?”...
07:45 Mon 13th Mar 20231 answer, last by mallyh 13:46 Mon 13th Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Would you wear spectacles made of oak? Eye wood....
07:37 Sun 12th Mar 20237 answers, last by Chipchopper 18:33 Sun 12th Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

A chef I know just boiled up a chicken carcass with seasoning, vegetables and nitrous oxide. I told him he's made himself a laughing stock....
07:57 Sat 11th Mar 20234 answers, last by Bazile 12:25 Sat 11th Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I've lost some weight by wearing some bread on my head. It's a new loaf hat diet....
10:17 Fri 10th Mar 20231 answer, last by Ken4155 10:50 Fri 10th Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I saw an advertisement for burial plots, and I thought: “That’s the last thing I need!”...
08:11 Thu 09th Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

What do you get when you mix alcohol and literature? Tequila mockingbird...
08:52 Wed 08th Mar 20233 answers, last by Patsy33 14:14 Wed 08th Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

My ex-wife still misses me, but her aim is starting to improve.
08:10 Tue 07th Mar 20234 answers, last by maggiebee 12:20 Tue 07th Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I bought a boat because it was for sail
08:24 Mon 06th Mar 202311 answers, last by Canary42 17:54 Mon 06th Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

The machine at the American coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation. It doesn’t make any cents....
13:56 Sun 05th Mar 20234 answers, last by Hopkirk 08:35 Mon 06th Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I like European food so I decided to Russia over there because I was Hungary. After Czech'ing the menu I ordered Turkey. When I was Finnished I told the waiter 'Spain good but there is Norway I could...
08:46 Sat 04th Mar 202312 answers, last by Ken4155 14:46 Sat 04th Mar 2023
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It's New, This Green Thing

I just came across this eleven year old thread, started by Boxtops. Brilliant https://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Society-and-Culture/Question1082274-2.html...
01:08 Sat 04th Mar 20234 answers, last by rowanwitch 08:06 Sat 04th Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

"I have a split personality," said Tom, being frank....
08:29 Thu 02nd Mar 20232 answers, last by zebo 13:20 Thu 02nd Mar 2023
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Smart Speakers

Are they the future, or the past?
22:09 Wed 01st Mar 202311 answers, last by Old_Geezer 20:51 Thu 02nd Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

Whenever there's an eclipse, my dad starts shaking and twitching. Lunar-tick!
07:44 Wed 01st Mar 20235 answers, last by 1ozzy 08:13 Wed 01st Mar 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I took my Spanish friend for a picnic at the weekend. He said “Gracias!” I said, “Yeah, I should have bought a blanket!”...
16:09 Tue 28th Feb 20232 answers, last by Hopkirk 16:37 Tue 28th Feb 2023
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Good News

You can keep your potatoes in the fridge now. https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/potatoes-food-standards-agency-fridge-b2290226.html...
14:15 Mon 27th Feb 202320 answers, last by hellywelly4 13:15 Tue 28th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I know a surgeon who puts organs back in upside down. I told him that’s not funny, but he said it was an inside joke....
08:05 Mon 27th Feb 20234 answers, last by Patsy33 13:46 Mon 27th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

If you see a robbery at an Apple store, does that make you an iWitness?
08:01 Sun 26th Feb 20236 answers, last by jno 11:47 Sun 26th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

I had a date last night. It was perfect. Tomorrow, I’ll try a grape....
08:18 Fri 24th Feb 20235 answers, last by dustypuss 18:20 Fri 24th Feb 2023
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Dad Joke Of The Day

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two: One to screw it in most of the way and another to give it a surprise twist at the end....
07:42 Thu 23rd Feb 20236 answers, last by Ken4155 15:37 Mon 27th Feb 2023

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