I can check the value of my Legal and General pension at any time. Every month another few hundred pounds goes in, but the total value seldom rises at all. Admittedly over the last year it has...
My daughter's friend brought her a bag of tulip bulbs from her trip to Amsterdam. They look as though some are trying to sprout. Should we keep them in the bag in a dark cool place, plant them now or...
It sounds like both Trump and Biden are going to run again. Will their respective parties put them through, or is there some hope for the world? I suppose an independent might mop up the disaffected...
Oliver Hardy: 'Didn't you once tell me that you had an uncle?' Stan Laurel: 'Sure, I've got an uncle. Why?' Oliver: 'Now we're getting somewhere. Is he living?' Stanley: 'No. He fell through a trap...
Friends of an old boy hire a lady of the night for his 90th birthday. She arrives at his door, throws open her coat, and says, “I’m here to give you super sex!” The old man thinks a second and says...
If Pac-Man had affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in dark rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive electronic music.
Marcus Brigstocke...
A man walks into a chemist’s and says, "Can I have a bar of soap, please?"
The chemist says, "Do you want it scented?" And the man says, "No, I’ll take it with me now"
Ronnie Barker...
