I was in the lift when she got in. I was casually staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press 1." So I did .... the next thing I remember is waking up in casualty. May be out in a few...
Every day going to work seems to be like climbing Mount Everest. I don't want to give up work just yet but I feel I can't carry on like this. For years I've been on Mirtazapine but give these up...
I have a Roberts Internet WM-202 Internet radio, which has worked fine until this week. On several occasions the wifi internet has stopped working - the radio connects to the wifi ok then searches for...
I have recently completed 2 Saturday Telegraph general knowlege crosswords and 1 Brain Games £500 crossword, all of which I have sent by e-mail to [email protected]. I usually receive a...
Went shopping today, treated myself to a DVD called "Welcome to Manchester....the greatest goals of Carlos Tevez.
I put it in the DVD player and it wouldn't play!...
ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX? The Correct Insurance Companies are; Sex with your wife - Legal & General Sex on the telephone - Direct Line Sex with your partner - Standard Life Sex with a transvestite...
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in...
A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated Him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo...
44a Set of clothing worn for hunting on horseback or riding sidesaddle (5) h?b?t 36a B?t?d sinister; heraldic charge once used to indicate an illegitimate birth in a family 49d Ancient Roman bronze...
I've been going out with this lady I met on a dating site. We've been going out for 4 months and really getting on well, even planning to marry one day. However she will not snog with me, saying she...
OK, so I sent my lady friend a dozen red roses and she text back saying a big thank-you and that she was "overcome with emulsion". What does this mean? I thought she was using predictive...
Paddy and Murphy were walking down a street in London . Paddy happened to look in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign said "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts...
