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The Well-Endowed Woman In The Lift

I was in the lift when she got in. I was casually staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press 1." So I did .... the next thing I remember is waking up in casualty. May be out in a few...
19:02 Wed 17th Aug 20166 answers, last by marval 15:34 Thu 18th Aug 2016
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Has Anybody Had To Give Up Work Due To Insomnia?

Every day going to work seems to be like climbing Mount Everest. I don't want to give up work just yet but I feel I can't carry on like this. For years I've been on Mirtazapine but give these up...
03:08 Fri 15th May 201520 answers, last by woofgang 13:28 Sun 24th May 2015
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Roberts Internet Radio Not Working

I have a Roberts Internet WM-202 Internet radio, which has worked fine until this week. On several occasions the wifi internet has stopped working - the radio connects to the wifi ok then searches for...
21:26 Sat 07th Dec 20132 answers, last by Ian1 21:42 Sun 08th Dec 2013
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Daily Telegraph General Knowledge (Gk)

I have recently completed 2 Saturday Telegraph general knowlege crosswords and 1 Brain Games £500 crossword, all of which I have sent by e-mail to [email protected]. I usually receive a...
16:28 Mon 31st Dec 20122 answers, last by grizzly bear 15:45 Mon 28th Jan 2013
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Robin van Persie

Robin van Persie's house has burned down. The police suspect it was arsene....
18:20 Fri 06th Jul 20122 answers, last by tenrec 20:40 Fri 06th Jul 2012
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Inventor of the windowsill

Watched a documentary last night about the bloke who invented the windowsill. Apparently he was a ledge.......
01:06 Thu 19th Jan 201212 answers, last by Avatar 13:03 Fri 20th Jan 2012
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Tevez

Went shopping today, treated myself to a DVD called "Welcome to Manchester....the greatest goals of Carlos Tevez. I put it in the DVD player and it wouldn't play!...
18:42 Fri 07th Oct 20116 answers, last by whiskeryron 11:17 Sat 08th Oct 2011
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ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX?

ARE YOU INSURED FOR SEX? The Correct Insurance Companies are; Sex with your wife - Legal & General Sex on the telephone - Direct Line Sex with your partner - Standard Life Sex with a transvestite...
21:05 Tue 07th Jun 20119 answers, last by Avatar 14:55 Wed 08th Jun 2011
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A woman awakes during the night...

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband is not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot cup of coffee in...
21:05 Thu 26th May 20114 answers, last by WELSHYORKIE 06:12 Fri 27th May 2011
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Lawyers

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated Him out of 10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo...
20:43 Thu 26th May 20115 answers, last by wildwood 05:23 Fri 27th May 2011
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Telegraph GK

44a Set of clothing worn for hunting on horseback or riding sidesaddle (5) h?b?t 36a B?t?d sinister; heraldic charge once used to indicate an illegitimate birth in a family 49d Ancient Roman bronze...
18:06 Sat 12th Feb 20117 answers, last by Ian1 18:17 Sat 12th Feb 2011
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When my partner passed her driving test...

When my partner passed her driving test, I bought her a pair of tracksuit bottoms. Well, she said she wanted something to run around in....
09:29 Thu 25th Nov 20101 answer, last by woofgang 10:02 Thu 25th Nov 2010
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My lady will not snog with me.

I've been going out with this lady I met on a dating site. We've been going out for 4 months and really getting on well, even planning to marry one day. However she will not snog with me, saying she...
22:11 Mon 15th Nov 201047 answers, last by juandelacruz 03:35 Tue 30th Nov 2010
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Overcome with emulsion

OK, so I sent my lady friend a dozen red roses and she text back saying a big thank-you and that she was "overcome with emulsion". What does this mean? I thought she was using predictive...
21:03 Thu 15th Jul 20107 answers, last by kinell 14:22 Thu 22nd Jul 2010
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Irish Joke

Paddy and Murphy were walking down a street in London . Paddy happened to look in one of the shop windows and saw a sign that caught his eye. The sign said "Suits £5.00 each, Shirts...
13:40 Sat 10th Jul 20101 answer, last by piggynose 16:36 Sat 10th Jul 2010
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Newport Transporter Bridge

Does anyone know if this is now open and in use?
11:23 Tue 22nd Jun 20103 answers, last by ABerrant 12:31 Fri 30th Jul 2010
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RT24

18a) Dingiest structure, consider rot (12). Disintegrate ? but why?...
13:24 Sat 12th Jun 20105 answers, last by Ian1 13:29 Sat 12th Jun 2010
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Inventor of the chastity belt

It has been revealed that the inventor of the chastity belt was none other than Coronation Street Ken Barlow's uncle, Albert Tw@tlock.
15:01 Sat 05th Jun 20102 answers, last by piggynose 16:05 Sat 05th Jun 2010
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BNAG

That's bang out of order!
12:54 Sat 15th May 201012 answers, last by zzxxee 12:54 Mon 17th May 2010

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