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Home Made...

A man walks into a chemists and wanders up & down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs...
23:03 Mon 17th Jun 20132 answers, last by frozengal 04:04 Wed 19th Jun 2013
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Olympic...

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made. “Olympic condoms?”, she...
12:06 Mon 17th Jun 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 16:10 Mon 17th Jun 2013
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'mutton Jeff...

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign...
22:23 Sun 16th Jun 2013
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What Religeon Is Your Bra?...

> > A man walked into the ladies department and shyly says to the > attendant: > “I'd like to buy a bra for my wife”. > 'What type of bra?' she asked. > > 'Type?' inquires the man. > 'There's more...
14:26 Sat 15th Jun 201327 answers, last by Mags22 23:33 Wed 20th May 2015
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Who's Next?

Who's Next?..................................................... A man in a pub saw a friend at a table, drinking by himself. Approaching the friend he commented, "You look terrible. What's the...
13:42 Sat 15th Jun 20133 answers, last by marval 18:35 Sat 15th Jun 2013
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Tea For Two.

Had our tea date at 'The Roslin' hotel on Fri afternoon. It was so nice I would recomend it to anyone as a treat. beautiful bone china,started with mini Quiesh cream cheese & asparagus, then finger...
13:07 Sat 15th Jun 20138 answers, last by anneasquith 19:44 Sat 15th Jun 2013
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Will You Watch?...

An elderly couple went to the doctor's . The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When the couple had...
23:27 Fri 14th Jun 20132 answers, last by maggiebee 09:54 Sat 15th Jun 2013
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Unfaithful Wives,,

Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: "I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. The other day I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and...
22:58 Fri 14th Jun 20133 answers, last by maggiebee 09:56 Sat 15th Jun 2013
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Feeling Good...

When asked by their host if she would like another drink, the attractive blonde bowed her head slightly and said, "No thank you. My husband limits me to one drink." "Why is that," the host asked? Her...
22:39 Fri 14th Jun 20132 answers, last by marval 09:58 Sat 15th Jun 2013
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A Real Ball Buster...

"Doctor," says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on earth for?" asks the doctor in amazement. "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time and I want to have it done" replies Steve....
23:13 Thu 13th Jun 20135 answers, last by maggiebee 09:58 Sat 15th Jun 2013
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For Those With Dirty Minds...

These may sound bad but the moral at the end is a good one... I was scared at first. It was very wide, and very long, and it angled straight up. I decided I had to try it once. I slowly and carefully...
11:42 Thu 13th Jun 201315 answers, last by DTCwordfan 15:27 Thu 13th Jun 2013
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I'm Not Saying She's Easy But...

She's been on her knees more times than The Pope She's been laid on more kitchen floors than lino. She's done more screwing than Black and Decker. She's responsible for more merry men than Robin Hood....
14:48 Wed 12th Jun 201312 answers, last by Fanriffic 13:33 Thu 13th Jun 2013
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Eyebrow Tattoo's?

Because my sight is failing I cannot see properly to do my makeup. Its my eye brows they are very fair and I've always helper them by using an eyebrow pencil but now the detail of this proceedure I...
12:06 Wed 12th Jun 201315 answers, last by maggiebee 21:09 Mon 05th Aug 2013
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Congratulations...

While the pub customer savoured a double martini, an attractive women sat down next to him. The barman served her a glass of orange juice, and the man turned to her and said, "This is a special day....
23:03 Tue 11th Jun 20137 answers, last by tamborine 12:49 Wed 12th Jun 2013
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Free Drinks & More...

A Pole, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink. The Irishman said "Let's all go to O'Learys. With every third round, the bartender will give each of us a...
22:43 Tue 11th Jun 20132 answers, last by frozengal 04:17 Wed 12th Jun 2013
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Life Of An Oap...

. I'm the life of the party...even when it lasts till 8 p.m. I'm very good at opening child-proof caps with a hammer. I'm usually interested in going home before I get to where I'm going. I'm good on...
22:24 Tue 11th Jun 20133 answers, last by marval 12:14 Wed 12th Jun 2013
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Hiking....

A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a new 21 speed mountain bike. "Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost £200," he asked. "Easy, Dad," little...
12:49 Tue 11th Jun 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:30 Tue 11th Jun 2013
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June & Heating...

Is it me or has anyone else put the heating back on today? I've even switched my electric blanket on tonight too. Can't stand cold feet & can't sleep with cold feet either. The nurse at our doctors...
22:56 Mon 10th Jun 201317 answers, last by DaisyNonna 23:41 Mon 10th Jun 2013
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Phone Call To Nhs

A 75 Year Old Lady rings her local NHS hospital and this conversation follows: 'Hello I'd like some information on a patient, Mrs Tiptree. She was admitted last week with chest pains and I just want...
11:23 Mon 10th Jun 20132 answers, last by frozengal 05:56 Tue 11th Jun 2013
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Moose Hunting....

Moose Hunting...... Two hunters went moose hunting every winter without success. Finally, they came up with a foolproof plan. They got a very authentic female moose costume and learned the mating call...
23:05 Sun 09th Jun 20132 answers, last by frugalfred 08:26 Mon 10th Jun 2013

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