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Anelderly Gentleman...

Had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He went to the doctor and the doctor was able to have him fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed the gentleman to hear everything a 100% The...
13:14 Fri 12th Jul 20133 answers, last by marval 08:13 Sat 13th Jul 2013
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A Conversation Piece...

A lorry driver breaks down and shortly another lorry stops to give him a helping hand. The other driver notices that the first driver has a big red spot painted on his dash-board and asks him what...
11:50 Fri 12th Jul 2013
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The Lawn Mower...

A Vicar was making rounds on his bicycle when he came upon a little boy selling a lawn mower. "How much are you wanting for the mower, asked theVicar?” "I just want enough money to go & buy me a...
14:20 Thu 11th Jul 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:36 Thu 11th Jul 2013
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There Was This....

young woman who wanted to become a nun, so she went to church to speak to a nun, The nun told her in order to become a nun you must go up stairs and draw Father Matthews bath water, and bring him his...
13:30 Thu 11th Jul 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 22:37 Thu 11th Jul 2013
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Away On The ...

... Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found...
22:52 Wed 10th Jul 20133 answers, last by marval 18:41 Thu 11th Jul 2013
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Boy & Girl...

Boy: What's it called when 3 people have sex? Girl: A threesome Boy: What's it called when two people have sex? Girl: A twosome Boy: Now you know why they call me handsome (;...
13:58 Wed 10th Jul 20132 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:38 Wed 10th Jul 2013
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Clothes In 77 Years Time?

SO if Andy Murry is the first British bloke to win Wimbledons mens final since Fred Perry 1936, does that mean chavs in 77 years time will be wearing 'Andy Murry' clothes? jem...
14:17 Tue 09th Jul 20137 answers, last by Jemisa 22:21 Tue 09th Jul 2013
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25Th...(18+)

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, "When you first saw my naked body...
11:15 Tue 09th Jul 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 22:31 Tue 09th Jul 2013
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Johnny & Maisy...

Little Johnny and little Maisy are playing. Little Johnny pulls down his shorts and says, "I have one of these and you don't." The little girl starts crying and crying and runs home to her mother. The...
14:16 Mon 08th Jul 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 21:58 Mon 08th Jul 2013
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Ouch!!

A young girl was having a tooth pulled and the dentist tells her the usual B.S. "This won't hurt at all" routine before bending over her with the pliers in his hand. He instantly drops the pliers in...
22:38 Sun 07th Jul 20132 answers, last by marval 19:48 Mon 08th Jul 2013
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Why Cats Are Better Than Men...

. A CAT always hits the litterbox. Better chance of training a CAT. No matter what your CAT drags into your house, you don't have to pretend you like it. You never have to spend time with your CAT's...
22:03 Sun 07th Jul 20132 answers, last by Jemisa 22:45 Sun 07th Jul 2013
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Two Aspirin...

A bloke is out with his mates He has a few drinks, gets in the mood but true to his wife goes home. When he gets home he finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open. He goes & gets two...
10:54 Sun 07th Jul 20132 answers, last by marval 12:13 Sun 07th Jul 2013
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Explain....

After 20 years of marriage, a wife finds out that her husband had been f*cking her for the past 20 years with a magic wand! she is so angry she asks her husband to "Explain the magic wand". The husband replies...
16:54 Sat 06th Jul 20134 answers, last by tonyav 21:29 Sat 06th Jul 2013
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Video...

After asking my brother what he'll be doing today, he said I'm going to watch my wedding video again this afternoon... I just love the part where she takes her ring off amd walks down the aisle...
23:26 Fri 05th Jul 20132 answers, last by maggiebee 10:51 Sat 06th Jul 2013
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The Goldfish...

Two Irish builders (Patrick and Seamus) are seated either side of a table in a pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate...
11:26 Fri 05th Jul 201312 answers, last by eastern 19:02 Sat 06th Jul 2013
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Whats Going On?....

"Whats the matter Frank?" I said to our postman, he was looking a bit down....I came home from work early one night to find my wife and my best mate, sweaty and breathless in the living room. I said,...
23:12 Wed 03rd Jul 20135 answers, last by marval 16:57 Thu 04th Jul 2013

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