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Identity

Well, starting next week, each day I am going to identify as a different type of bread Roll on Monday
11:48 Sun 24th Sep 20234 answers, last by Patsy33 16:58 Sun 24th Sep 2023
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Mirror, Mirror

Mirror, mirror on the wall You're not playing fair at all. I'm really now upset with you For giving this distorted view. You show my hair is turning grey; It's just the way the shadows play. I know that... ...
14:50 Fri 22nd Sep 2023
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Lock-Out

She hurried to the chemist to pick up the prescription. But as she got back to the car, she found her keys were locked inside. She found a rusty old coat hanger on the ground, looked at it and said... ...
12:35 Thu 21st Sep 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 12:40 Thu 21st Sep 2023
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Out Of The Mouths Of Babes

A friend showed me this Pay special attention to the wording and spelling. if you know the bible, even a little, you'll find this hilarious! It comes from a Caithness school test. Kids were asked... ...
12:07 Mon 18th Sep 20233 answers, last by Canary42 12:16 Mon 18th Sep 2023
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Ants

LETS LAUGH AWAY OUR STRESS WITH ANTS 1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants 2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important 3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant 4. Ant that is looking... ...
09:45 Sun 17th Sep 202362 answers, last by maggiebee 11:32 Mon 18th Sep 2023
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Mike Yarwood

This versatile comedian and impressionist died today aged 82. Apologies if this has already been posted.
13:42 Sat 09th Sep 20237 answers, last by Old_Geezer 17:40 Sat 09th Sep 2023
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Questions

"Dad, who built the Suez Canal?" "I don't know son." "Dad. who discovered penicillin?" "I've no idea son." "Dad. what's the capital of Italy?" "I haven't a clue son." "Dad, you don't mind me asking...
09:12 Sat 09th Sep 20231 answer, last by Patsy33 09:31 Sat 09th Sep 2023
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Captain Sir Tom Moore

Have just been reading that his daughter has received £150,000 from the charity. Surely this can't be right? https://www.telegraph.co.uk/.../captain-sir-tom-moore.../...
20:56 Thu 07th Sep 202335 answers, last by nicebloke1 11:04 Fri 08th Sep 2023
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Words

Word of the Day - PRESSTITUTE Journalists and talking heads in the mainstream media who give biased and predetermined views in favour of the government and corporations, thus neglecting their...
10:22 Wed 06th Sep 2023
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Romanian Aid Summer 2023 Quiz

Help needed and running out of time! Questions with a town or city in the answer 52. Completely crazy, insane 57. Famous event involving a Protestant Boy (something to do with Derry??) Thanks for any...
13:52 Sat 02nd Sep 20234 answers, last by Captain2 13:58 Sat 02nd Sep 2023
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Interesting Facts

Did you know............. It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from the mouth to the stomach A human hair can hold 3 kg The length of a penis as three times the length of the thumb The femur is as hard...
10:42 Tue 29th Aug 2023
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Romanian Aid Foundation Summer Quiz Closes 9 Sept

5. Welsh, Nottingham Forest Midfielder (6,7) Think his name begins with an O?
10:56 Tue 22nd Aug 20232 answers, last by maggiebee 11:03 Tue 22nd Aug 2023
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Fine!

I got pulled over by a traffic cop yesterday. He asked if I had a police record. Apparently "Message in a Bottle" wasn't the answer he wanted....
09:43 Mon 21st Aug 2023
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Just Wow

Just received an email from a firm to let me know that I am owed a rebate of £11,784.89. Bring it on, could use the cash for Christmas etc. Everyone admires a trier they say!...
08:28 Sun 20th Aug 20237 answers, last by Old_Geezer 18:51 Sun 20th Aug 2023
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Hard Drive Help

When my old laptop gave up the ghost, I put it into a local repair business. They apparently downloaded all my photos etc on to an external hard drive. Problem is, I can't seem to get it connected...
15:18 Sat 19th Aug 20236 answers, last by TaishaJ12 13:14 Mon 21st Aug 2023
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Career Change

A gynecologist had become fed up and was burned out, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, and learned all he could. When the time of the practical exam approached,...
14:03 Fri 18th Aug 20231 answer, last by DTCwordfan 14:05 Fri 18th Aug 2023
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Ooo Er Missus

To stay slim, healthy and happy, have an orgasm daily:............... O-il free food. R-ipe fruits G-rilled vegs.... A-ll wheat bread. S-alt free food. M-ilk. What you thought also works!...
13:31 Fri 18th Aug 20232 answers, last by DTCwordfan 13:33 Fri 18th Aug 2023
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Dentist

Was at the dentist today for my routine 6 monthly check up. When the dentist finished she informed me that the practice is going private and NHS patients would only get a routing check up every two...
13:36 Wed 16th Aug 202319 answers, last by Peter Pedant 18:22 Wed 16th Aug 2023
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Bargains

My son and his family were invited to a wedding. Being a bit strapped for cash, my daughter-in-law bought a very stylish dress from a charity shop for £8. It still had the labels on and obviously had...
15:04 Thu 10th Aug 20236 answers, last by pastafreak 17:21 Thu 10th Aug 2023
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Another One Gone

Sad to hear that Doreen Mantle has died at the age of 97. Doreen played Jean Warboys in One Foot In The Grave. She also appeared in Father Brown, Doctors and Coronation Street.
18:25 Wed 09th Aug 20235 answers, last by Ringlet 09:03 Thu 10th Aug 2023