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For Any Trekkies Out There

I thought you might like this Trekkie Christmas 'Twas the night before Christmas on the Enterprise-D, On a routine short hop to Starbase 03, With Data on duty in the command chair, At Warp 6, the...
13:40 Sat 14th Dec 20139 answers, last by excelsior-1 17:16 Tue 17th Dec 2013
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Signs Of Christmas Everywhere

Toy Store: "Ho, ho, ho spoken here." Bridal boutique: "Marry Christmas." Outside a church: "The original Christmas Club." At a department store: "Big pre-Christmas sale. Come in and mangle with the...
09:24 Sat 14th Dec 20132 answers, last by weecalf 09:27 Sat 14th Dec 2013
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New Coffee Alert

Have you tried Starbucks new hot beverage, Viagraccino? One cup and you're up all night....
14:03 Fri 13th Dec 20131 answer, last by excelsior-1 18:55 Fri 13th Dec 2013
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Viagara Works

The impotent bus driver goes to see his doctor. He wants some Viagra, but he doesn't want his wife to know about it. The doctor prescribes it for him, he heads to the pharmacist, who fills the...
12:06 Fri 13th Dec 20135 answers, last by randyaustin548 13:13 Fri 10th Jan 2014
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What's Up Doc?

"I'm so worried," the elderly patient said as the nurse plumped up his pillows. "Last week, I read about a man who was in the hospital because of heart trouble, and he died of malaria." "Relax," the...
17:36 Thu 12th Dec 20134 answers, last by excelsior-1 10:38 Fri 13th Dec 2013
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Don't You Just Love A Happy Ending

This story made me smile, what a lovely Christmas present for dog and owner. http://news.sky.com/story/1180332/lost-dog-shows-for-christmas-nine-years-on...
16:00 Thu 12th Dec 20138 answers, last by boingo 15:20 Fri 13th Dec 2013
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£

Are you interested in making ££££ fast? Here's an incredibly simple way to do it and there is nothing to buy, no investment to make, no money to lose! Try it now! Follow this simple procedure: 1....
22:12 Wed 11th Dec 20135 answers, last by frozengal 11:11 Thu 12th Dec 2013
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One Liners

"Don't kid yourself" would be a great slogan for a condom company Marriage us like a deck of cards. In the beginning all you need is two hearts and a diamond but by the end you wish you had a club and...
15:24 Wed 11th Dec 20131 answer, last by pixie373 19:13 Wed 11th Dec 2013
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Tim Vine

After Maggie's brilliant Tommy Cooper jokes here is Tim Vine. "So I went down my local ice-cream shop, and said 'I want to buy an ice-cream'. He said Hundreds & thousands?' I said 'We'll start with...
22:49 Tue 10th Dec 20138 answers, last by Ann 13:24 Wed 11th Dec 2013
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Blonde Divorce

A local lawyer was sitting in his office the other morning when in walked a beautiful young blonde lady. Without any preliminaries she said she wanted a divorce. "On what grounds?" asked the lawyer....
15:24 Tue 10th Dec 20132 answers, last by Prudie 18:24 Tue 10th Dec 2013
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Rule For Removal

While she was enjoying herself at a lakeside picnic, a young lady was playing around on a bed of pine needles, when an extremely sharp one pierced her swimsuit, and embedded itself in her pubic area....
23:08 Mon 09th Dec 2013
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Was This Sqad?

A young man was standing in the middle of a street and shouting. The young man shouted "Call me a doctor. Call me a doctor." A passer-by anxiously asked him. "What's the matter with you? Are you...
19:47 Mon 09th Dec 20138 answers, last by Khandro 10:16 Tue 07th Jan 2014
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Oops

After much urging by his wife, Joe applied for work on a farm. The foreman decided to give him a try and told him to milk a cow. He equipped him with a stool and a bucket. An hour later Joe returned...
23:17 Sun 08th Dec 20132 answers, last by marval 15:49 Mon 09th Dec 2013
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Why Children Should Behave

A young mother was paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife. She made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room. But finally, there was an extra loud...
18:22 Sun 08th Dec 2013
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I Would Like

A gentleman walked briskly into the chemist. He strode over to the pharmacist and said, "I would like a box of Sex-Lax." The pharmacist smiled and replied, "You must mean Ex-Lax." "No," the man...
23:10 Sat 07th Dec 20131 answer, last by tonyav 23:11 Sat 07th Dec 2013
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Dating

Joe sets up his friend Michael to go on a blind date with a friend of a friend of his. But Michael is a little worried about going out with someone he's never seen before. "What do I do if she's...
18:04 Sat 07th Dec 20131 answer, last by Psybbo 19:15 Sat 07th Dec 2013
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Joe

Joe was a blonde man. Everyday when he walked home from work, he would get stopped by three nasty men and they would beat him up and steal his money. Finally, Joe decided that it would serve his best...
19:57 Fri 06th Dec 20134 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:17 Sat 07th Dec 2013
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Not For The Children

Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and when he does, it's down the chimney...
17:38 Fri 06th Dec 2013
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Advice To Men, The Ten Worst Gifts To Buy A Woman

1. Never give a woman any kind of household appliance or something that is going to make "housework" easier. For instance, a blender, a toaster, a new vacuum, one of those mops they advertise on tv...
16:47 Thu 05th Dec 20139 answers, last by venator 13:35 Mon 09th Mar 2020
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Is This Your Turkey?

http://britjokes.altervista.org/xmas.html...
15:35 Thu 05th Dec 20134 answers, last by pixie373 18:50 Thu 05th Dec 2013

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