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Three

An old couple are on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and deposits a little present on the woman's head. "Yech!" says the woman. "Get me a tissue." The husband replies. "What for? He must be half-a-mile...
14:30 Fri 08th Nov 20133 answers, last by tonyav 23:14 Fri 08th Nov 2013
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Robbery

Some armed bank robbers arrived just before closing and promptly ordered the few remaining customers, the tellers, clerks, and guards to disrobe and lie face down on the floor, behind the counter. One...
17:21 Thu 07th Nov 2013
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Families

A gang-member was holding his 8 month old baby while his wife was in kitchen fixing lunch. The baby murmured "mother". The guy gets all excited and shouted to his wife, "Hey, the baby just said half a...
21:29 Wed 06th Nov 20132 answers, last by pixie373 16:17 Thu 07th Nov 2013
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Another Blonde's Sister

A blonde was on an old steam train that took the passengers through mountains and tunnels. As the train approached a tunnel, the conductor hurriedly walked through the coaches warning passengers,...
21:56 Tue 05th Nov 20131 answer, last by frozengal 10:17 Wed 06th Nov 2013
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Another Daft Blonde

A blonde went into a pet shop and asked the owner if he had any parrots. The owner replied, "Sorry, I don't have any at the moment." "Oh bother!" said the blonde, "I have been invited to a fancy dress...
21:43 Tue 05th Nov 20135 answers, last by chrissa1 22:26 Tue 05th Nov 2013
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Computer Messages

1) Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2) Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 3) Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 4) Press any key... no, no, no, NOT THAT ONE! 5) Press...
15:23 Tue 05th Nov 20132 answers, last by starone 21:26 Tue 05th Nov 2013
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For All Grandmothers On Here

I think this is lovely, I thought I would share it with you all. Once upon a time there was a child ready to be born. The child asked God, "They tell me you are sending me to earth tomorrow, but how...
23:30 Mon 04th Nov 201312 answers, last by viv38 15:11 Tue 05th Nov 2013
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Keep Smiling

I heard Apple are introducing a new product specifically for cats and dogs. It's called iAms. I should run for political office just to see what kind of scandalous dirt they dig up. It would be nice...
17:45 Mon 04th Nov 20135 answers, last by ChadELittle 13:52 Tue 30th Jan 2018
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Three For The Price Of One

George set out on a very windy day to see his friend Sam who was sick in bed. Hours later, he pulled his weary body into Sam's house. Sam asked him how it was. "I'll tell you, it was just brutal. For...
14:35 Sun 03rd Nov 20134 answers, last by starone 21:40 Mon 04th Nov 2013
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What Would You Choose?

Two women Jill and Nadine meet for lunch. "You're looking very tired today, says Nadine. Did you have a late night?" "Yes," replies Jill, "but it was all very strange." "While doing some gardening...
22:48 Sat 02nd Nov 20138 answers, last by starone 23:30 Sun 03rd Nov 2013
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Please Do Not

A policeman in London last night pulled over a driver who'd been weaving in and out of the traffic. He approached the car window and said, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyser." The man...
15:07 Sat 02nd Nov 20138 answers, last by EDDIE51 07:11 Mon 04th Nov 2013
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It Grows

A man walks into a shop and is looking at the handbags. He picks one up and asks the assistant how much it would cost. The assistant replies "£200 for that one". Shocked the customer says "£200! Why...
16:58 Fri 01st Nov 20134 answers, last by Chipchopper 22:54 Fri 01st Nov 2013
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What Is?

A boss asked his blonde secretary. "What is the difference between a paper clip and a screw? His blonde secretary replied. "I don't know. I have never been clipped"...
15:43 Fri 01st Nov 20133 answers, last by Tilly2 15:56 Fri 01st Nov 2013
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Brave Mouse

One day a mouse was walking on the banks of a river that ran through the jungle. He saw a Hippopotamus in the water and shouted to the Hippopotamus, "Hey you, come out of the water onto this bank...
21:58 Thu 31st Oct 20132 answers, last by jim360 22:35 Thu 31st Oct 2013
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Children

The Fourth of July weekend was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she said. "One of the things we should...
19:36 Thu 31st Oct 20132 answers, last by pixie373 19:37 Thu 31st Oct 2013
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Here Come The Not Too Bright

An employment interviewer for a big company in New York was talking to an attractive young woman applying for a job. Looking over the application form, the interviewer noticed that the girl had not...
18:01 Wed 30th Oct 2013
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Pigs

David Cameron’s car arrives at Downing Street, and he gets out carrying a piglet under each arm. At the door, a policeman standing to attention salutes. The prime minister says, "I'm sorry I can't...
16:27 Tue 29th Oct 20137 answers, last by frozengal 06:34 Wed 30th Oct 2013
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How Much?

A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge. "Your Honour," his lawyer said. "I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and...
21:24 Mon 28th Oct 20134 answers, last by starone 23:25 Mon 28th Oct 2013
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Semi-Naked

A British anthropologist was doing field research in an isolated African village, when a tribal chief asked if he would like to be his guest at a legal trial he was conducting later that day. "We have...
16:39 Sun 27th Oct 20137 answers, last by tonyav 18:01 Sun 27th Oct 2013
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Naked Walk

A little boy was walking down a country lane after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction. "Hello," said the little boy....
11:58 Sun 27th Oct 20132 answers, last by starone 20:09 Sun 27th Oct 2013

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